Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by Marie Monday

The best I can think of is Circe. An enchantress on a mysterious island in the middle of nowhere who transforms the men who go there into animals

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You are Scarface/The Ventriloquist. A mild-mannered ventriloquist with a maniacal split personality that speaks through his gangster dummy.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Marie is Xemnu. Alien fluffball that implants pleasant memories in people to manipulate them into liking Xemnu so that Xemnu can eat them.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.

Originally Posted by WWWP

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.