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Old 07-30-2019, 09:32 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2019, 09:44 AM   #52 (permalink)
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At your peak moving forward you’ll be at the 45th percentile for your age. Meaning 55% of people your age will be better at math than you when you’re at you’re sharpest. So simply put, no, not really.
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Old 07-30-2019, 09:54 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2019, 09:58 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2019, 10:06 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Ha ha! I don't collect Pokemon cards! You've been bamboozled ya ol' bat! Ya dust ball! Ya howling jack-o-lantern!
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Even in this thread Trump manages to sneak in a lie. Incredible and insidious.
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Old 07-30-2019, 10:08 AM   #58 (permalink)
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You’ll start collecting them on Friday.
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Oh ****, this San Francisco gandy dancer may be on to something.
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