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Old 01-23-2006, 03:06 PM   #151 (permalink)
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There was a program on Tourettes.
This man was just walking around Chicago and couldn't help himself from screaming "Twin Towers" every minute or so.
Another woman had a fear of glitter which came as part of the Tourettes and started to shriek when somone poured glitter on her.
*sigh*
I'm so cruel.
Why the hell would you pour glitter on someone? Now that IS funny
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Old 01-23-2006, 03:11 PM   #152 (permalink)
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Why the hell would you pour glitter on someone? Now that IS funny
Not so much that, it was similar to a Tourettes 'camp'.
Then...I vaguely remember them trying to replace the swearing with random words.
So one woman would speak calmly and then scream out "Spoon" for instance.
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Old 01-23-2006, 03:13 PM   #153 (permalink)
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^^That's pointless. At least with the swearing they could cover it up by saying that they're angry. What would the cover story be with a spoon?
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Old 01-23-2006, 03:14 PM   #154 (permalink)
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That reminds me, sporks also make me giggle...

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Old 01-23-2006, 03:14 PM   #155 (permalink)
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^^That's pointless. At least with the swearing they could cover it up by saying that they're angry. What would the cover story be with a spoon?
It was just to control them being offensive,
shouting spoon won't invoke someone across the street's fury as much as screaming 'TITWANK'
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Old 01-23-2006, 03:20 PM   #156 (permalink)
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This has been the only thread on this forum that has phsically made me laugh. And it's at the expense of others. I wouldn't be offended by someone saying titwank, I'd laugh. I think spoon just dulls down the whole experience. If they are going to shout out stuff, then it might aswell be good stuff.
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Old 01-09-2007, 09:42 AM   #157 (permalink)
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:00 AM   #158 (permalink)
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i just remembered somethin i saw on vh1's "i want a famous face"

this guy was talkin about his unfortunate rhinoplasty and he said that now his nostrils aren't the same size anymore
and then he touched his nose and said "and it's squashy..i don't know what that's about.. i think there's blood in there or somethin... that sucks "
i think i laughed for an hour
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:12 AM   #159 (permalink)
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oh I saw the two poeple on that plastic surgery show- whatever one it is...and they had soooooo much done to their faces and the guy was like- my cheek is hard and bulgy and the girl was like "this whole side of his face is an implant" and they were all sad about it- too funny!
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Old 01-09-2007, 01:13 PM   #160 (permalink)
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Me, when I was at a hydroslide pool I came down one of the slides and at the bottom there was this wee boy who had just had his go, he turned around to see me hurtling towards him.

He went all
And I couldn't stop.
So I mowed him down like a skittle.

I laughed so hard that afternoon, I know I shouldn't, but the look on his face as I barrelled towards him was priceless.
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