TheReverend

I guess, but Nookie's lyrics fit too...

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someonecompletelyrandom

Yeah... good point....

TumorAttitude

Here are the lyrics to "Charlie Don't Surf" by the Clash translated from English to Mandarin Chinese to English again.

Charlie is not the Internet, we believe that he should be
Charlie do not go on, you know this is not no good
Charlie is not the Internet of his mother, hamburger
Charlie's gonna be napalm star

Everyone wants to rule the world
We must be born in
A fact is that we will never know
Space satellites will burn

We were told to keep strangers
We do not like they started to hang around
We do not like them throughout the city
On a global scale, we will blow them down

Choral

Superpower of the period must exceed
Therefore, many army can not get rid of the Earth
Soon, the rock will roll over
Coca-Cola Africa is choking them

It is a way of a street in Maastricht
People began to boast about a
You can laugh, put them down
These people gonna blow us one-way

Choral

He will never learn Charlie do not go on
Charlie do not go on, but he has gun
Charlie do not surf think that he should be
Charlie is not the Internet, we feel that he should be
Charlie is not the Internet

Charlie is not the Internet, we believe that he should be
Charlie do not go on, you know this is not no good
Charlie is not the Internet of his mother, hamburger
Charlie is not the Internet

Degree7

The travesty that was John Rezeznik's and Fred Durst's tribute to the Heores DVD after 9/11 with their cover of Wish You Were Here.

The damning thing was, they changed the lyrics around to suit their amateurish cause.

So, do you think we can change,
Everybody that hates,
Before it's too late.
So proud to be free,
But who can we blame?
Don't be ashamed,
Do you think we can change?

We don't need,
Need any more pain.
We just need to remain on the very same page,
So much to gain.
No more losing a friend,
We're losing ourselves.
We just need your help,
So glad you're here.

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TheReverend

I still dont follow you...Are you saying lyrics translated (pointlessly) to mandarin and back make bad lyrics or make them better?

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DoctorSoft

Countdown
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1


Oh my god it's like when they see me
All they see is my freakish hair
And my freakish lip rings
And they're like
What the f*** kid
Your a f***ing freak
And it's like I can't wear
Some tight jeans
And a tight tee
With some high tops
And some shudda shades
Without them being like
What the f*** kid
Your a f***ing freak
A freak
Your a f***ing freak
Freak, freak freak
Freakish tatts
Freakish dat
Freakish this
Freakish shizz
Like what the f*** kid
Your a f***ing freak

Chorus)
I'm a take my rocket ship to the moon
Like ZOOM (repeat X5)
(Repeat)
Zoom on my rocket ship (X4)

Verse 2)
Get the f*** up off my nuts
You crazy jealous f***s
They should call you
KING KONG
The way you swinging from my nuts
They should call you
CURIOUS GEORGE
The way you swinging from my nuts
Get the f*** up off my nuts
You crazy jealous f***s
YEAH
Zoom away
Zoom away
I'm jumping on my rocket ship
(Repeat)

(Chorus)
(Skip "zoom on my rocket ship")

BOOM
CLAP BOOM
BOOM CLAP
BOOM BOOM CLAP
BOOM
BOOM CLAP
(Repeat)

R-O-C-K-E-T-S-H-I-P
To the
M-O-O-N
Like ZOOM
(Repeat)

Shoo kid
Go away
(Repeat X2)
And don't ever come back

(Chorus X2)

someonecompletelyrandom

Just because I was curious... I googled those lyrics. My god.

TumorAttitude

I think they make them bad. In the language it was written in, maybe its better. Maybe translation made it weirder/worse then it was before.

TheReverend

The song wasnt originally written in Mandarin, was it?

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Sweet Jane

Travis - 'Turn'

I want to see what people saw
I want to feel like I felt before
I want to see the kingdom come
I want to feel forever young
I want to sing
To sing my song
I want to live in a world where I belong
I want to live
I will survive
And I believe that it won't be very long
If we turn, turn, turn, turn, turn
Then we might learn
So where's the stars?
Up in the sky
And what's the moon?
A big balloon
We'll never know unless we grow
There's so much world outside the door
I want to sing
To sing my song
I want to live in a world where I'll be strong
I want to live
I will survive
And I believe that it won't be very long
If we turn, turn, turn, turn, turn
And if we turn, turn, turn, turn
Then we might learn
Turn, turn, turn, turn
Turn, turn, turn
And if we turn, turn, turn, turn
Then we might learn
Learn to turn

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