Stupid musical statements that you can't fathom

s_k · 01-05-2011, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Why are these so stupid?
Are all people supposed to have heard of every band that split up over 30 years ago?

I'd never heard of them until I was about 15/16.

Could've happened to me, too.
I am into rock music from the 60's yp till now, but I'm usually not all that interested in the people behind it. I don't have a clue what the name of the Singer of Blur is (something with almonds, I dunno) or the singer from Last Shadow Puppets. I like both bands, I just don't care.
I know who Jimmy Paige is because People told it to me over and over again. But I don't like Led Zep, so I don't really care. I haven't got a clue what the name of the drummer of the stones is and I always have to think really hard about the fourth (Ringo Starr) Beatle.

Nevertheless, I still think it's shocking that some people don't know what "Queen" is. But in the same way I thought it was pretty weird that yesterday I read about a 26 year old guy who watches quite a lot of TV who hadn't got a clue what Pokémon was. He must be a happy man.

Kaimon · 01-13-2011, 07:47 PM

"Do you like Black Veiled Brides?"

"No."

"Attack Attack! ?"

"No."

"Asking Alexandria?"

"No."

"Breaking Benjamin."

"Only one song."

"How do you not like these bands? I love screamo/death metal!"

"...Excuse ME?!"

Queen Boo · 01-13-2011, 08:50 PM

"I don't like black people music."
-fat goth boy

RVCA · 01-13-2011, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaimon

"Do you like Black Veiled Brides?"

"No."

"Attack Attack! ?"

"No."

"Asking Alexandria?"

"No."

"Breaking Benjamin."

"Only one song."

"How do you not like these bands? I love screamo/death metal!"

"...Excuse ME?!"

lol.

them: "Do you like A Day to Remember?"
me: "I'm not sure. Play some for me. (Time Lapse) Eh. Sounds like boring pop punk to me."
them: "What I really like about them is that they actually sing about... stuff, you know? Like, they tell stories and sing about things I can relate to."
me: "Oh, yeah? That's really unique. (to self: eyeroll)"

Bloozcrooz · 01-13-2011, 09:10 PM

Relative of mine.."i like that song that goes duhn.. duhn.. duhn.. with the guitar" Me...short pause..contemplating a question..eh..response.."yeah they really nailed it!!"

P A N · 01-13-2011, 09:11 PM

"SLAYYYYERRRRRR!!!!"

not gonna lie. i just don't get it.

blank · 01-13-2011, 09:59 PM

"You don't like Panic at the Disco? I guess you just aren't into indie."

Just walked away. Have not spoken to that person since.

mr dave · 01-14-2011, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by zevokes

"SLAYYYYERRRRRR!!!!"

not gonna lie. i just don't get it.

i saw them last July and kept yawning through their set. they're REALLY good at the only thing they seem capable of doing though (playing really fast). Megadeth was a far superior performance.

the most common musical statement i hear that always makes my head implode - Jimi Hendrix had giant / unnatural hands that's why he could play the way he does...

because there sure as hell wasn't any racism left in the mid 60s with a black man blowing every other guitarist out there totally out of the water using what was originally sold as a 'country and western' guitar. no siree.... Jimi Hendrix was just a mutant....

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 01-14-2011, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blank

"You don't like Panic at the Disco? I guess you just aren't into indie."

Just walked away. Have not spoken to that person since.

Quote:

Originally Posted by PAVEMENT SAW

"I don't like black people music."
-fat goth boy

El-oh-el

GeddyBass2112 · 01-14-2011, 02:02 PM

"The second octave?! That's for jazz!''

This dumb comment came from me when I was just say learning modes and two-octave scales. I was convinced that playing in the second octave/above the 12th fret was exclusively for jazz.

01-13-2011, 07:47 PM	#212 (permalink)
Kaimon Talking Cactus Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Freebirds Posts: 201	"Do you like Black Veiled Brides?" "No." "Attack Attack! ?" "No." "Asking Alexandria?" "No." "Breaking Benjamin." "Only one song." "How do you not like these bands? I love screamo/death metal!" "...Excuse ME?!"

01-13-2011, 09:10 PM	#215 (permalink)
Bloozcrooz Justifiable Idiocracy Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 1,244	Relative of mine.."i like that song that goes duhn.. duhn.. duhn.. with the guitar" Me...short pause..contemplating a question..eh..response.."yeah they really nailed it!!"

01-13-2011, 09:11 PM	#216 (permalink)
P A N DO LIKE YOU. Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 629	"SLAYYYYERRRRRR!!!!" not gonna lie. i just don't get it.

01-13-2011, 09:59 PM	#217 (permalink)
blank Groupie Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 11	"You don't like Panic at the Disco? I guess you just aren't into indie." Just walked away. Have not spoken to that person since.

01-14-2011, 02:02 PM	#220 (permalink)
GeddyBass2112 Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, UK Posts: 165	"The second octave?! That's for jazz!'' This dumb comment came from me when I was just say learning modes and two-octave scales. I was convinced that playing in the second octave/above the 12th fret was exclusively for jazz.