Marie Monday

Maria reviews the video's in the original post of this thread- part one
Why? Because why not

Crimson and Clover
First one - An essential part of gay culture. Joan Jett is the leather-clad lesbian of whom all closeted girls hope she comes swaggernig into their lives to take them away on a motorbike

Second one - To this dear singer: a leather jacket does not make you Joan Jett (I know, I tried). Especially with that voice. And bald guys walking by in the background. Good luck with the leg cramps you seem to have.

Third one - Don't we get a music video? What's up with her hair? Whatever

Fourth one - the only stars in this band are on that guitar. A tambourine? Those backing vocals are really... out there. At least they seem to find their own music funny

Fifth one - Is it one of Miley's provocative image publicity stunts? Is it genuine? I don't know. Joan does not look into it a 3:18

Something
First one - These overly sincere looks into the camera make me uncomfortable. At least she has freckles

Second one - This girl looks like a quasi-gay Luna Lovegood. That instrument and tempo do not fit this song, my dear. Love is not a walk on a beach with palms. The singing of the guitar solo was pretty funny though. Didn't stay for the talking. Where does the background singing voice come from? #spooked

Third one - Another ukelele?! This one seems to understand better that love is pain though

Fouth one - ANOTHER UKELELE. What about this song makes people think 'ukelele'? The lead singer's voice is pleasant but stop trying to seduce the camera. The nonchalant 14 year old drummer chick is cool

Fifth - "something: a beatles cover" that looks adorably pompous. This chick's nerdy gay look is adorable too. Another mysterious background voice

Sixth - Oh no Holly that voice is too chipmunk-y. This guitar line gets sung by
what sounds like apathetic angels?

Seventh - WWWP might be able to translate the Spanish, I'm not. That one girl sits awkwardly when the other sings. She should have played a tambourine. That whistling hahahaha

Ain't she sweet
*David Attenborough voice*: Here we see a young closet lesbian before escaping her gender-normative environment. This girl is like a walking meme. Let's call her Stacey Bracey. Is it adorable or cringy? Both, but I guess she gets away with the cringiness because she's just a kid

I saw her standing there
Looks like they tried to build a sort of cavern club set. I don't get the name, you girls don't look like twins, or Mona Lisa

I've seen enough for now.

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Your last post, Maria, was great!



Thanks for the effort!



Keep in mind that one doesn't have to watch all of the videos I link. If one watched 5% I'd be happy—which makes your effort particularly stand out.
(Thanks)



First one - An essential part of gay culture. Joan Jett is the leather-clad lesbian of whom all closeted girls hope she comes swaggernig into their lives to take them away on a motorbike
Agreed. Hair more like Pat Benatar circa 1980 that perhaps Carole Pope ever had. Susanna Hoffs's eyes.

As for leather-clad lesbian of whom all closeted girls hope she comes swaggering into their lives to take them away on a motorbike:


Second one - To this dear singer: a leather jacket does not make you Joan Jett (I know, I tried). Especially with that voice. And bald guys walking by in the background. Good luck with the leg cramps you seem to have.
Agreed. I'm perhaps one of those rare foot fetishist who finds high heels a turn-off. Maybe docs might make her look more edgy—hiking boots are also good.

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Third one - Don't we get a music video? What's up with her hair? Whatever
I was thinking—perhaps erroneously—that the audio might be better. Sometimes YT videos with stills have better audios than the video ones. At times I like black hair when it's a bit frosted. (See my introductory thread—the post with Peter Steele—while it lasts.)

Fourth one - the only stars in this band are on that guitar. A tambourine? Those backing vocals are really... out there. At least they seem to find their own music funny
Sweet Jane. Starts off sounding a bit like a mash. Pity Margop Timmins wasn' there.


Fifth one - Is it one of Miley's provocative image publicity stunts? Is it genuine? I don't know. Joan does not look into it a 3:18
Probably. Partially, I presume: she's likely having fun, at least in a sardonic way. (I wonder if Joan would like to do Miley—just my imagination, running away with me.)

Something
First one - These overly sincere looks into the camera make me uncomfortable. At least she has freckles
Something in the way she looks at the camera.

Second one - This girl looks like a quasi-gay Luna Lovegood. That instrument and tempo do not fit this song, my dear. Love is not a walk on a beach with palms. The singing of the guitar solo was pretty funny though. Didn't stay for the talking. Where does the background singing voice come from? #spooked
She multi-tracks. You'll see it in the other videos of hers I posted—kinda funny.

Third one - Another ukelele?! This one seems to understand better that love is pain though
Of all of them that cover Something, her voice sounds (to me at least) most like Natalie Merchant. What's that thing on her ukulele: a capo?

Fouth one - ANOTHER UKELELE. What about this song makes people think 'ukelele'? The lead singer's voice is pleasant but stop trying to seduce the camera. The nonchalant 14 year old drummer chick is cool
It might be the person behind the camera.


Sixth - Oh no Holly that voice is too chipmunk-y. This guitar line gets sung by
what sounds like apathetic angels?
It's almost a capella.

Seventh - WWWP might be able to translate the Spanish, I'm not. That one girl sits awkwardly when the other sings. She should have played a tambourine. That whistling hahahaha
WWWP: wazat? Otherwise, agreed.

Ain't she sweet
*David Attenborough voice*: Here we see a young closet lesbian before escaping her gender-normative environment. This girl is like a walking meme. Let's call her Stacey Bracey. Is it adorable or cringy? Both, but I guess she gets away with the cringiness because she's just a kid

(Wizards only beyond this point.)



When I re-edit the OP to include the names, I'll not only restore the link to [that other forum] but also to your post.

I'm likely to create more threads in either this [and that other] forums, or just that other forum such as:

ambiguously lesbic songs

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English might not be their first language.



For me, the only problem with that song is a guitar riff that gives me the urge to listen to Cult's Love (but strangely not Billy Idol's Flesh for Fantasy) soon, if not immediately after. For those who might have the same or similar urges:



2:35 long, most of it is in English


Btw, Radiohead does a unique cover of that song. Here's a (young attractive) woman doing a cover of that derivation with a ukulele:

DMBFFF

Ukulele's are kewl.








but back to more pertinent songs:





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"And I'm tryin' to make some girl"

I actually find these first two interesting musically: what the first does with the riff (I think she talks in Portuguese after the song); while the other sounds like it has a bit of Patti Smith's Gloria in it (check they way she sings, for a split second, about 3:28 into the 4:17 video).










They might not be twins, nor have the names "Mona" or "Lisa"









They're in cowboy hats, on a pick-up truck, possibly on some road in California. (I think they're Austrian.)
Eagles - Hotel California Live. At The Capital Centre, 1977.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xerunp
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They might be transwomen but I'll include them, particularly as they do good covers







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Not quite the ambiguously lesbic songs I've been posting, but this song is good. (First time I'm hearing it.)
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^you're being your usual cryptic self

**** how could I forget about this one:


btw @DMBFFF you know there's no way I'm gonna review all this right? I probably won't even finish the first batch

I don't care for heels but I was actually referring to her constant leg stroking lol

A member who can name all the animals in Spanish.

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