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Old 07-19-2016, 12:06 PM   #451 (permalink)
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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 07-19-2016, 12:37 PM   #452 (permalink)
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Neither. I'm plankton. Aka a single parent.
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Old 07-19-2016, 03:10 PM   #453 (permalink)
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Aka the DILF.
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Old 10-12-2016, 10:45 AM   #454 (permalink)
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I'm Male, 23, and yeah, that's about it really.
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Old 10-12-2016, 10:52 AM   #455 (permalink)
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I'm Male, 23, and yeah, that's about it really.
Human? Badger? Kardashian?

Starting to get too drunk to even care that I just made a lame Kardashian joke.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-12-2016, 10:58 AM   #456 (permalink)
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Human? Badger? Kardashian?

Starting to get too drunk to even care that I just made a lame Kardashian joke.
Badgering people with a Kardashian joke? Drunk you should be ashamed.
(PS - my puns are **** don't worry I know)
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Old 10-12-2016, 10:58 AM   #457 (permalink)
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Human? Badger? Kardashian?

Starting to get too drunk to even care that I just made a lame Kardashian joke.
That's Stage 4 of the Stages of Alcoholism. You've made it. Congratulations, here's a bottle of shoe polish and a pair of nylons to sift it through.
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:03 AM   #458 (permalink)
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Badgering people with a Kardashian joke? Drunk you should be ashamed.
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That's Stage 4 of the Stages of Alcoholism. You've made it. Congratulations, here's a bottle of shoe polish and a pair of nylons to sift it through.
Can't believe I'm only at Stage 4. Pass me the turpentine, bro.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:10 AM   #459 (permalink)
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I now feel better about myself.
Are you one with the pun as well?
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I'm in the sun on the run weighing a ton with the pun. Rhyming is the new pun.
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