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Old 12-17-2015, 08:52 PM   #31261 (permalink)
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Old 12-17-2015, 08:54 PM   #31262 (permalink)
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Im sending you nudes for xmas....
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 12-17-2015, 08:55 PM   #31263 (permalink)
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Old 12-17-2015, 09:01 PM   #31264 (permalink)
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that's an offwhite mallard, son!! Best come correct...

And I don't care what vodka snobs drink...if it ain't golden retriever, it ain't a crowd pleaser!!!

puppy's first words..."arf arf!!"

Anybody seen my keys? They were in my pocket earlier...
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Old 12-18-2015, 02:15 PM   #31265 (permalink)
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Old 12-18-2015, 02:28 PM   #31266 (permalink)
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Did you get a haircut?
I did. Honestly, though, I think I need a nose job. I look too much like a Jew.
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Old 12-18-2015, 02:46 PM   #31267 (permalink)
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I did. Honestly, though, I think I need a nose job. I look too much like a Jew.
Go ahead, but I've heard that nasal sex really isn't that good.
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Old 12-18-2015, 03:07 PM   #31268 (permalink)
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I just need to go to Scandinavia, where the dicks are so small that they can accommodate my Jew nose.
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Old 12-18-2015, 03:12 PM   #31269 (permalink)
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I just need to go to Scandinavia, where the dicks are so small that they can accommodate my Jew nose.
*cough* half an inch longer *cough*
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Old 12-18-2015, 03:26 PM   #31270 (permalink)
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*cough* half an inch longer *cough*
5.6" is nothing to brag about.
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