9475840. You rec Elph a Metal song.

9374848. You find out who Devein is.

9472930. You get dick pics from people who don't even have dicks.

You liked it.

When you can't receive any dick pics because your inbox is full

full of other dick pics?

He's only got one PM but mine was just that big.

I was wondering why my PMs werent going through. All makes sense now. One less dick pic I suppose.

872987. You confuse DwnWthVwls by communicating like a normal human being.

893590. You don't post for a few days, and everybody assumes that you're dead.

398045. You get a thread sticky'd. *nudge nudge wink wink*

...until you hacked all the captcha bots.

You listen to an experimental album while I watch so that you can prove that you're not a narc.

https://i.imgur.com/PGIsiBH.png

we should just leave it at that