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Old 10-20-2005, 08:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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If you had to participate in a gladatioral fight to the death against any famous musician (currently alive) who would it be, why and what would be your tactics for victory?

Personally, I'd choose Thom Yorke from Radiohead. He's got a small reach and puny arms, plus I could pluck out his good eye (Kill Bill II style) leaving him with only the gammy eye to see me with. Hopefully the emperor would let him live though, so that he could write a song about how depressing losing a fight and an eye is.
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Old 10-20-2005, 08:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Bono from U2 bc he'd prolly be too busy hugging a tree or curing world hunger to fight back
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Old 10-20-2005, 09:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Bono from U2 bc he'd prolly be too busy hugging a tree or curing world hunger to fight back
Nice answer. Although he would be wearing glasses, so you'd have to hit a guy with glasses. This doesn't count if you're wearing glasses yourself though does it?
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Old 10-20-2005, 11:37 AM   #4 (permalink)
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madonna. id pull her voice box out and stuff it in the gaping hole id have stabbed in her stomach.
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Old 10-20-2005, 11:42 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Me & Spike vs Bono & Madonna

In a "Loser shuts the f*ck up for the rest of their natural born lives" match
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handicap me versus brittney spears and jessica simpson
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id take on all 3 of the hanson boys....


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Old 10-20-2005, 01:29 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Best not , i`d probably lock you in the dressing room & do it myself
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Old 10-20-2005, 01:32 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Best not , i`d probably lock you in the dressing room & do it myself
i'll help i'll just flash them with the luminous paleness
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