The Official Religious/Political Debate Thread (house, speaker, quote)

[Raine]

Originally Posted by oojay

i assume your joking, right?

I'd rather we have a jewish guy ask to take an oath using the torah as opposed to the bible than a muslim guy taking his oath over the koran.

and i have nothing against muslims I just don't think there's much truth in the koran

[[MERIT]]

Well I guess if he swears in on the Koran and breaks his oath then he wont get 20 black-eyed virgins in heaven (if thats the way it works). To my own surprise im actually not that much against it (dont tell my fellow conservatives, i may be shot).

[Raine]

Originally Posted by oojay

Well I guess if he swears in on the Koran and breaks his oath then he wont get 20 black-eyed virgins in heaven (if thats the way it works). To my own surprise im actually not that much against it (dont tell my fellow conservatives, i may be shot).

damn republicans should all just rot.
but I think having a muslim congressman and allowing him to take the oath using th koran brings us one step closer to having a minority in the white house.

it would be wierd if a sex addict was voted into office and asked to take the oath using the kama sutra. now that would be fun.

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Raine

it would be wierd if a sex addict was voted into office and asked to take the oath using the kama sutra. now that would be fun.

follow your dream Raine

[tdoc210]

Originally Posted by Raine

I'd rather we have a jewish guy ask to take an oath using the torah as opposed to the bible than a muslim guy taking his oath over the koran.

and i have nothing against muslims I just don't think there's much truth in the koran

wtf.. muslims, jews, and christians, all come from one main guy.. abraham.. ...

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Mamagarmr

wtf.. muslims, jews, and christians, all come from one main guy.. abraham.. ...

yeah but try telling THEM that

[Raine]

Originally Posted by oojay

follow your dream Raine

Do you know how drastically laws of the nation would change if I were elected into a position of power?

churches and other institutes of worship would burn to the ground and brothels would go up in their place.

thanksgving would come twice a year.

polyhandry and polygamy would be legal.

my cabinet members (assuming i was president) would be heath ledger, wesley snipes, matt damon, robert richard, three guys from One tree Hill, carmen electra, drew barrymore, and mark wahlberg would be the new sexretary of defense.

for people lke Bush jr. we will reinstate the guillotine.

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Raine

Do you know how drastically laws of the nation would change if I were elected into a position of power?

churches and other institutes of worship would burn to the ground and brothels would go up in their place.

thanksgving would come twice a year.

polyhandry and polygamy would be legal.

my cabinet members (assuming i was president) would be heath ledger, wesley snipes, matt damon, robert richard, three guys from One tree Hill, carmen electra, drew barrymore, and mark wahlberg would be the new sexretary of defense.

for people lke Bush jr. we will reinstate the guillotine.

what?! no position for yours truly?

[Spike*Spiegel]

raine. darling. shut up.

[tdoc210]

Originally Posted by Spike*Spiegel

raine. darling. shut up.

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