SATCHMO

We can compromise and say spigot.

Sansa Stark

Aren't spigots usually outside?

Scarlett O'Hara

Girlfriend, you and Sandra look really similar, she'd probably win and oscar just for playing you!

1. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, what actor would you like to see play yourself?



2. If you were allowed to create one new nationally observed holiday what would you celebrate, and how would you celebrate it?

I would make it, live your life to the fullest day, and celebrate it by doing something during that day that challenges me or scares me.


3. What would you like to have written on your tombstone?

I would like, At home, with God.

4. If you could have one faucet in your house/flat provide any liquid besides water what would it be and why?

Expensive French red wine, so I can have a glass or two a day and unwind.

5. So far, what has been your favorite year/age and why?

My favourite year was 2007. I went out a lot, had really good times with my best friend. I was generally really happy and had a nice English boyfriend who treated me very well. Got to see the Rolling Stones that year too.

6. If you could make a sandwich out of anything, what would be on it?

Swiss cheese double coated with teriakyi chicken, red capsicum, red onion, garlic, sundried tomatoes, ranch dresssing, aoli dressing and cracked pepper. Mmmm...

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SATCHMO

Fuck, Paloma. Can't you see I'm tryin' to be diplomatic?

Sansa Stark

Logic > Diplomacy

pourmeanother

Dispenser of fluid?

Er, wait...

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Life is just blah, blah, blah
You hope for blah
And sometimes you find it, but mostly it's blah
And waiting for blah
And hoping you were right about the blahs you made
And then, just when you think you've got the whole blah'd damn thing figured out
And you're surrounded by the ones you blah
Death shows up... anddd blah, blah, blah.

TumorAttitude

1. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, what actor would you like to see play yourself?


2. If you were allowed to create one new nationally observed holiday what would you celebrate, and how would you celebrate it?
Naked day. Or Naked Icecream Sundae swimming pool day.

3. What would you like to have written on your tombstone?
"It was cremated. Look in the bottom of the ocean."

4. If you could have one faucet in your house/flat provide any liquid besides water what would it be and why?
Unsliced mangos.

5. So far, what has been your favorite year/age and why?
I'm not sure. Probably this year or last year.

6. If you could make a sandwich out of anything, what would be on it?
I don't understand this question. Are we supposed to give your our ideal sandwich?
Okay, um, breaded tofu, blueberries, spinach leaves, hummus, dried red peppers, mushrooms, light Italian dressing, and a Milk Dud or two on a whole wheat criossant.



Going back and reading this, I feel like one of the people I was intimidated by back when I was a lurker.

Burning Down

The word "spigot" always makes me laugh. It has to be one of the funniest sounding words in the English language.

1. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, what actor would you like to see play yourself?


Julia Stiles. Apparently I look like her

2. If you were allowed to create one new nationally observed holiday what would you celebrate, and how would you celebrate it?
Free Alcoholic Drinks for Everyone Day. Self-explanatory.

3. What would you like to have written on your tombstone?
"I lived a good life. Did some cool stuff, met some cool people. Cheers." Smiley included. Hopefully by the time I die they should be able to put animated GIF images on tombstones. This is the 21st century people!

4. If you could have one faucet in your house/flat provide any liquid besides water what would it be and why?
Beer. Well here we call that "Beer on Tap" anyways. Why? Because I'm a true Canadian.

5. So far, what has been your favorite year/age and why?
So far, 2009. Met my boyfriend, made some great friends, joined MB... I hope that 2010 is even better! So far it's been good.

6. If you could make a sandwich out of anything, what would be on it?
Nutella. Just Nutella. I actually love that shit.

Zer0

1. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, what actor would you like to see play yourself?


2. If you were allowed to create one new nationally observed holiday what would you celebrate, and how would you celebrate it?
National alcohol day! And we will celebrate it in true Irish fashion. Oh wait hang on a second we already have one, it's next week.

Maybe a national music day in the middle of the summer. Every town and city will have outdoor gigs, and we will celebrate with a few drinks

3. What would you like to have written on your tombstone?
"Pwnd!!"

4. If you could have one faucet in your house/flat provide any liquid besides water what would it be and why?
I know everyone's saying this but it has to be beer. Ice-cold Miller to be precise.

5. So far, what has been your favorite year/age and why?
2007. It was just a kick-ass year in general. I went to some killer gigs and festivals, i was in a happy relationship, had an awesome circle of friends, i was out on the beer every weekend, college wasn't too stressful, life was just good. Then i joined MB and things went downhill.

6. If you could make a sandwich out of anything, what would be on it?
Give me a toasted ham sandwich with cucumber, pepperoni and mayonnaise plz.

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SATCHMO

Does that include gas money to the looney bin?