storymilo

1. When you masturbate without a porn aid, what scenario do you usually end up imagining?
Don't really have an old standby. Best to freshen things up.

2. What is the one thing you'd actually kill someone for?
Nothing, really.

3. If the numeric buttons on your keyboard were individual chances, how many buttons would you push before your luck ran out, and why?
I would press 1-9, and then 0. Because keyboards are ****ed up that way.

4. It's the zombie apocalypse. You have a shotgun with 3 shells, 1 bag of cow brain, and your favorite song on an iPod. Knowing you may eventually be eaten by 5 approaching zombies if no actions are taken, how would you arrange it so that you are able to either escape, or listen to the song. And what song would it be if you chose that route?
Put on Method of Modern Love and make my escape while the zombies stare.


5. What is the best original idea you can think of, right now?
Regenerating clothing.

6. When was the last time you thought you were special, and why?
Found out I scored better on a test than 98% of college bound juniors. So I guess that is kind of special statistically.

Astronomer

But she's Australian! You can't poke fun of us and continue the trans-tasman rivalry and then claim our actresses!

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Scarlett O'Hara

1. When you masturbate without a porn aid, what scenario do you usually end up imagining?

Being a girl kidnapped by a man who plunges his hard flesh into me.


2. What is the one thing you'd actually kill someone for?

Everlasting happiness.


3. If the numeric buttons on your keyboard were individual chances, how many buttons would you push before your luck ran out, and why?

This confused the **** out of me. Um....

4. It's the zombie apocalypse. You have a shotgun with 3 shells, 1 bag of cow brain, and your favorite song on an iPod. Knowing you may eventually be eaten by 5 approaching zombies if no actions are taken, how would you arrange it so that you are able to either escape, or listen to the song. And what song would it be if you chose that route?

Screw that ****, I'd put on my iPod, shoot myself after the song ends. The song would be Gimmie Shelter by the Rolling Stones

5. What is the best original idea you can think of, right now?


That beautiful man arms can be seen for miles.

6. When was the last time you thought you were special, and why?

I always have thought I was special, but when I was depressed I lost it. I think I'm special because I have a huge heart, a fantastic way of connecting with others and I am tenacious.

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Scarlett O'Hara

Look. I hate Aussies for their sporting abilities and their accent in certain parts. Other than that, you're all sexy biatches with dark tans.

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duga

One of the most graphic sentences I have ever read.

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Confusion will be my epitaph...

Dirty

And one of the most arousing ones that I've read

Freebase Dali

I did not expect that sentence.

MoonlitSunshine

And then they blame the rapists... they're just trying to fulfill a girl's fantasy! Though tbh, it's not surprising; in my experience girls like to be dominated :P

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"I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?"

- Arthur Dent

Seltzer

Well, Vanilla gets the MB award for most outspoken member

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Urban Hat€monger ?

1. When you masturbate without a porn aid, what scenario do you usually end up imagining?
Me

Alone

On a goat farm




2. What is the one thing you'd actually kill someone for?
Being told how to do something by someone in a really patronising way when I already know what it is I'm doing.


3. If the numeric buttons on your keyboard were individual chances, how many buttons would you push before your luck ran out, and why?
Most of them.
Then I'd press them again harder
Then I'd start bashing them with my fists.
Then the keyboard would take a sudden trip outside the window.

4. It's the zombie apocalypse. You have a shotgun with 3 shells, 1 bag of cow brain, and your favorite song on an iPod. Knowing you may eventually be eaten by 5 approaching zombies if no actions are taken, how would you arrange it so that you are able to either escape, or listen to the song. And what song would it be if you chose that route?
My plan of escape is to look so fucking sharp that they are blinded by my awesomeness and triumphantly strut my way out of there with my choice of song not playing on an Ipod but blaring out of a nearby Marshall stack the size of Canary Wharf.
Track of choice - Pow To The People by The Make Up

5. What is the best original idea you can think of, right now?
Replica bosses.
In every workplace you have a room with a physically perfect stuffed replica with your bosses features where you are required by law to take 10 minutes of company time to go into this room & beat the shit out of your boss's replica.

6. When was the last time you thought you were special, and why?
When I asked my 2 and a bit year old nephew if I could come to his birthday party because I liked to eat sausages & ice cream like he does, and he smiled at me & said yes.

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