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Pretty much. There have been times the scanner glitched or something and I waited patiently for help until I wasnt going to anymore lol. You can't buy alcohol at self checkout but you can have it in your cart and then buy your groceries as usual and then leave with it. No one checks. They have literal children running these places.

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Cuthbert

Don't you care about getting caught, wouldn't you be worried? Was OK when I did it because I was a kid so they pretty much let me off but if I got caught now at my age, completely different, I don't want that.

Frownland

This one looks like a reallly stoned dude taking way too long to tell his supposedly funny story

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lul

Frownland

1. What is the last time you climbed a tree?

March on a hike with the mates. Last time I got together with anyone before lockdown stuff began.

2. Which piece of music would be your anthem?

Yakety Sax.

3. What do you think is the most attractive thing about yourself?

My eyeballs.

4. Have you ever shoplifted?

In freshman year at my first high school, we'd go off campus during lunch, hit up the packed gas station, and steal a bunch of ****. Then we'd walk through the two sets of lines and right out of the door like we just bought it. We'd use our black friend as a decoy by having him nervously walk out with his hands in his empty hoodie pockets and the hick ass owners would be all suspicious of him only to come up empty while the rest of us got away with the loot. Also booze when I couldn't buy it but nothing since I've turned 21.

5. Would you choose to be able to read minds if you could?

I already can.

6. What is your favourite dinosaur?

I love this depiction of the iguanodon and no so-called scientist is going to convince me about liberal hoaxes such as "inaccuracy" (like anyone even knows what a word that big means).

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OccultHawk

Oh

I forgot about self-checkout. That doesn’t even seem like shoplifting. It’s just like the machine didn’t work.

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Of course, that's a terrifying thought! It would probably cost me my career. I rely on pausible deniability - I never go for it unless there is a true and reasonable explanation for how such a mistake might have occured.

It started with necessity, I've stolen a lot of potatoes and apples in my poorer days, but in recent years it's more that I do it just because I can. I don't think I'm clever or outsmarting anyone, I'm sure someone somewhere was aware of what I was doing and decided it wasnt worth their time to stop me. I've never stolen from a person or anything of real value. And I think I've made up for it in terms of cosmic balance. Havent stolen anything recently unless you count gamecube emulators.

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rostasi

6. What is your favourite dinosaur?
If Chula were here, I’m sure he’d say Led Zeppelin.

The Batlord

1. What is the last time you climbed a tree?

Can't have been older than ten and likely several years younger in my grandparents' yard.

2. Which piece of music would be your anthem?

Assuming this was a wrestling intro...



3. What do you think is the most attractive thing about yourself?

Blues eyes.

4. Have you ever shoplifted?

Yes. Some Astroglide when I was at military school cause masturbation was serious business. I wasn't the first btw.

5. Would you choose to be able to read minds if you could?

It would ruin my life and my psyche but I'd never be able to turn down a super power.

6. What is your favourite dinosaur?

I feel like people try too hard on this. Tyrannosaurus Rex. Velociraptor is great even if you account for the fact that the only raptor that was actually the size of the movie dinos was the Utah raptor (actual Velociraptors were like 4' tall) but there's nothing like the true dragon that is the T-Rex.

Even larger carnosaurs still weren't necessarily as cool. Spinosaurus had jaws so thin and weak that it likely only ate fish and the current theory is that it lived in shallow swamps, not on land, and if it's not going to chase me down and devour me then it comes in second place at best. Even Giganotosaurus was like a big Allosaurus which meant a weaker lower jaw that at the very ****ing least did not look as monstrously cool as the giant murder jaw of the T-Rex and definitely didn't have the same bite power.



And seriously though does that bitch honestly expect me to believe she thinks some goofy shark is cooler than this?

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