Marie Monday

Artemis is the only one who's not a thot, get your mythology straight mate

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The Batlord

The internet has proven there's a thot in everyone.

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Scarlett O'Hara

1.You are condemned to Hell and forced to listen to three songs you hate for eternity. What are the songs?

Baby Shark, Call Me Maybe, Country Road

2.What mythical of fictional character do you wish actually existed?

Honestly I'm quite obsessed with Dragons and Unicorns.

3.What is the oldest piece of furniture in your house?

Maybe a draw set being 10+ years old.

4. How do you think other people see you (in the real world, not here)?

Every day, I work in a library lol.

5. If you only had one question, What would you ask your future self thirty years from now?

Am I a best-selling author?

6. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, which one(s)?

Kind of, I've chipped bone off my knee cap and ankle during a dislocation and fracture, respectively.

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BassoonPlatoon

Some guy broke my jaw once.

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Snowy owls bark like dogs.

Marie Monday

if only

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Carpe Mortem

1.You are condemned to Hell and forced to listen to three songs you hate for eternity. What are the songs?
I'm gonna loophole this one and say I'm being forced to choose songs that I may not currently hate, but will come to hate, after an eternity. Time is not a line..... So, I choose binaural beats for improving mood as one song; some kind of monk prayer hymn for purifying my soul for the second song; and some kinda Satan killing banishing spell for my third song.

2.What mythical or fictional character do you wish actually existed?
The alien on the beach from Contact

3.What is the oldest piece of furniture in your house?
We have a full length bishop's table, including all the appropriate chairs, acquired directly from a grandiose church in Grosse Pointe.

4. How do you think other people see you (in the real world, not here)?
I already know how they see me. I'm very direct with people and they tend to be direct with me in turn. They think I'm smart. I've tricked hundreds of people into thinking this.

5. If you only had one question, What would you ask your future self thirty years from now?
What can I do now to succeed sooner?

6. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, which one(s)?
Nope

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Plankton

1.You are condemned to Hell and forced to listen to three songs you hate for eternity. What are the songs?

I don't hate any songs, so yer gonna have to find something else, Beelzebitch.

2.What mythical of fictional character do you wish actually existed?

Valentine Michael Smith

3.What is the oldest piece of furniture in your house?

My daughters shelf that was somewhere else when our place burned up. We're using it as a TV stand now until I get something else.

4. How do you think other people see you (in the real world, not here)?

As an asset.

5. If you only had one question, What would you ask your future self thirty years from now?

Have you taken your Geritol today? Hmmm? Lets get you to bed.

6. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, which one(s)?

No broken bones, lots of other injuries.

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innerspaceboy

1.You are condemned to Hell and forced to listen to three songs you hate for eternity. What are the songs?

The shortest song ever recorded, according to the Guinness Book of Records, is "You Suffer" by Napalm Death, which clocks in at just 1.316 seconds long. A few others like that would be tolerable.

2.What mythical of fictional character do you wish actually existed?

V from V for Vendetta or Number 6 from The Prisoner. Someone to stir things up. I'd also happily join The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas.

3.What is the oldest piece of furniture in your house?

My 1908 Underwood Series 4 typewriter isn't necessarily "furniture," so I'd have to say that my locally-produced Kittinger terrestrial globe is my oldest furniture piece. Manufactured in 1931, Model 48F9. The globe was made by the renowned British globe maker W. & A.K. Johnston, and likely imported by A.J. Nystrom, Chicago. It's handsomely seated upon a hand-crafted 36" English Georgian style American Walnut stand with a carved acanthus leaf base and scrolling legs made in Buffalo, NY.

The globe is a lovely complement to my vintage decor and fits beautifully beside my French doors and antique Philco console radio and 78 player. The Philco console was found at the curb on trash day and all the tubes fired right up when I plugged it in. It's amazing what some people will throw away.



4. How do you think other people see you (in the real world, not here)?

I was stopped by a stranger at the office a while back who said, "OH! YOU'RE THE FASHION GUY!" And I often get asked for photos at local festivals and record shows. I'm a bit notorious and my reputation evidently precedes me.

5. If you only had one question, What would you ask your future self thirty years from now?

I'd really want to know if I'll ever be able to retire. I'd hate to have to work right to my grave.

6. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, which one(s)?

I've not. I used to cycle the canal every night as a young man, but my athletic days are behind me so I'm pretty safe.

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music_collector

1.You are condemned to Hell and forced to listen to three songs you hate for eternity. What are the songs?

Bad English-When I see you smile
Celine Dion-My heart will go on
Whitney's version of I will always love you

2.What mythical of fictional character do you wish actually existed?

Mog (i.e. Barfolomew from Spaceballs)

3.What is the oldest piece of furniture in your house?

I have a dresser my grandfather built for me in the early 80s.

4. How do you think other people see you (in the real world, not here)?

I think that people see me as an eccentric big kid.

5. If you only had one question, What would you ask your future self thirty years from now?

Did Idiocracy predict the future?

6. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, which one(s)?

I've broken my left wrist on two occasions. I broke a pinky finger. I also broke my collarbone.

Mucha na Dziko

1.You are condemned to Hell and forced to listen to three songs you hate for eternity. What are the songs?


It would depend on the mood. Generally speaking though, it would be something that was created after 1980s.

2.What mythical of fictional character do you wish actually existed?

Unicorns, Elves, "The Old Gods"

3.What is the oldest piece of furniture in your house?

I have these two armchairs that belonged to my grand grand mother. They were made in the 1910s, they look like this:




It's the black and red ones.

4. How do you think other people see you (in the real world, not here)?

When people don't know me at all, they think I'm this pretentious, stolid person with a superiority complex.

When they start to know me, they see a troubled intellectual who has no regard for feelings, because I care for facts.

When they actually know me, they see a little emotional being who has no idea what's happening around and wants to make any sense of it.


5. If you only had one question, What would you ask your future self thirty years from now?

I'd be 52.
I guess I'd ask "what happened?".
30 years is a long time, and my life would have changed in oh so many ways. I'd be curious what led me to make the choices I've made.

6. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, which one(s)?

None. I have never even been bitten (?) by a bee or a wasp.
The only negative thing that happened to me physically was that I broke my teeth against a glass window. Now I have two fake teeth up front.

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