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Old 09-22-2015, 02:02 PM   #20901 (permalink)
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I'm always broke because I give my mother most of my paycheck so that she doesn't lose her house.
Awwwwwwww. What a nice guy.
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Old 09-22-2015, 02:13 PM   #20902 (permalink)
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I'm always broke because I give my mother most of my paycheck so that she doesn't lose her house.
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Old 09-22-2015, 02:16 PM   #20903 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2015, 02:23 PM   #20904 (permalink)
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Awwwwwwww. What a nice guy.
Shut up. I'm trying to make Plankton feel bad.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-22-2015, 03:06 PM   #20905 (permalink)
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My Russian teacher told me I was the biggest let down of his career, after I got an A in his class. wtf?
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Old 09-22-2015, 03:10 PM   #20906 (permalink)
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My Russian teacher told me I was the biggest let down of his career, after I got an A in his class. wtf?
You probably should have swallowed.
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Old 09-22-2015, 03:14 PM   #20907 (permalink)
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Not sure what level of schooling you're in, but most professors I've had appreciate it when I tell them they're ignorant twats (I tend to use slightly more fancy language to tell them that though).
Last year of high school, and the teacher is a total egomaniac, so as much as I'd like to do just that, I don't have much of a choice.
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Old 09-22-2015, 03:19 PM   #20908 (permalink)
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Last year of high school, and the teacher is a total egomaniac, so as much as I'd like to do just that, I don't have much of a choice.
You should just walk up to his desk, say, "This is my counter-argument to your thesis on modern musicians", and then drop your dick on the desk.
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Old 09-22-2015, 05:18 PM   #20909 (permalink)
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 09-22-2015, 05:35 PM   #20910 (permalink)
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You should just walk up to his desk, say, "This is my counter-argument to your thesis on modern musicians", and then drop your dick on the desk.
What a short rebuttal.


Sorry, couldn't help it.
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