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grindy · 09-23-2015, 10:10 AM

I'd love to be able to outsource throwing up to someone else.
Especially if there's some temporal weirdness involved.

Xurtio · 09-23-2015, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

Now it makes even less sense.

"Hell, threw up my lunch yesterday..."

The Batlord · 09-23-2015, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

I'd love to be able to outsource throwing up to someone else.
Especially if there's some temporal weirdness involved.

I'd chug two big bottles of Jack Daniels, just to be a dick.

Chula Vista · 09-23-2015, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'd do pretty much anything, just to be a dick.

Fixed buddy.

Black Francis · 09-23-2015, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Xurtio

"Hell, i threw up my lunch yesterday..."

Now i get it.

fiddler · 09-23-2015, 04:33 PM

Here, enjoy this lovely text from his mom:

"What the fuck do you think you're doing? You manhandled him in handcuffs to a hospital where im pretty sure they're awful people. He can't check himself out, nor can I. Some kinda police involvement policy. Wtf have you been smoking?? You're fucking insane. "

Amazing woman, right?

Black Francis · 09-23-2015, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by fiddler

Here, enjoy this lovely text from his mom:

"What the fuck do you think you're doing? You manhandled him in handcuffs to a hospital where im pretty sure they're awful people. He can't check himself out, nor can I. Some kinda police involvement policy. Wtf have you been smoking?? You're fucking insane. "

Amazing woman, right?

You should text her back:

"At least that's better than being dead"

The Batlord · 09-23-2015, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by fiddler

Here, enjoy this lovely text from his mom:

"What the fuck do you think you're doing? You manhandled him in handcuffs to a hospital where im pretty sure they're awful people. He can't check himself out, nor can I. Some kinda police involvement policy. Wtf have you been smoking?? You're fucking insane. "

Amazing woman, right?

Good thing the hospital are such bad people that they won't let a potential suicide leave the building.

DwnWthVwls · 09-23-2015, 10:34 PM

Guess I'm the only one who doesn't think he deserves applause for what he did.

Lucem Ferre · 09-23-2015, 10:53 PM

Suicide is a very morally grey area.

I always thought that if somebody wanted to die let them because this planet is already over populated. But at the same time I was flipping out when a close friend of mine sent out a suicide text to everybody.

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09-23-2015, 10:10 AM	#20931 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	I'd love to be able to outsource throwing up to someone else. Especially if there's some temporal weirdness involved. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

09-23-2015, 04:33 PM	#20936 (permalink)
fiddler Music Addict Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 242	Here, enjoy this lovely text from his mom: "What the fuck do you think you're doing? You manhandled him in handcuffs to a hospital where im pretty sure they're awful people. He can't check himself out, nor can I. Some kinda police involvement policy. Wtf have you been smoking?? You're fucking insane. " Amazing woman, right? __________________ Every being is intelligent. But if you measure a fish's intelligence on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live forever thinking it's stupid.

09-23-2015, 10:53 PM	#20940 (permalink)
Lucem Ferre Cuter Than Post Malone. Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 4,978	Suicide is a very morally grey area. I always thought that if somebody wanted to die let them because this planet is already over populated. But at the same time I was flipping out when a close friend of mine sent out a suicide text to everybody.