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Old 12-02-2015, 11:16 AM   #21301 (permalink)
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Recently my mom's boyfriend took home two parrots that were abandoned. Now, first of all the person that left them there had already rescued them from someone else so they were rescued TWICE. He's always wanted a parrot so I asked if I could have the one that they didn't seem to like so much. Well... big mistake.

He screams. He screams so much. I'm hoping if we ignore him he will know that he needs to vocalize in a more healthy way. He likes my bf. So at least there is that but, ffs this parrot is driving me up the wall. I don't want to give him away or give him back but, it's going to be hard and it feels nice to just let that out.

If anyone knows any good ways to quiet a parrot please let me know, healthy ways.

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Old 12-02-2015, 11:24 AM   #21302 (permalink)
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I am going to be the confident enough to ask dumb person, does it scream words?! I hope it screams **** YOU ******* or something. If not, attempt to teach it to.

Worst comes to worst you could find out if parrot tastes more like chicken or turkey.
I'm not gonna eat him. He just needs some training. He can say turkey bird but, no otherwise it's mostly ear bleeding squawks. Today he hasn't been so bad. I'd love to teach him to scream at people things like. Get out and you're not my baby daddy. Or something.
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Old 12-02-2015, 11:40 AM   #21303 (permalink)
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I'm not gonna eat him. He just needs some training. He can say turkey bird but, no otherwise it's mostly ear bleeding squawks. Today he hasn't been so bad. I'd love to teach him to scream at people things like. Get out and you're not my baby daddy. Or something.
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Old 12-02-2015, 12:17 PM   #21304 (permalink)
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You could always get some "Learn Spanish in 5 Days!" kind of tape/CD, and just play it near him on repeat whenever you're out of the house.
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Old 12-02-2015, 12:34 PM   #21305 (permalink)
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You remember when hitting the Stop button on your browser actually stopped a page from loading? Whatever happened to that?
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Old 12-02-2015, 02:29 PM   #21306 (permalink)
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Thanks I read the whole thing. Hopefully some of this works.

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You could always get some "Learn Spanish in 5 Days!" kind of tape/CD, and just play it near him on repeat whenever you're out of the house.

You remember when hitting the Stop button on your browser actually stopped a page from loading? Whatever happened to that?
Better yet Omelle du fromage.

And I remember that because, when you would accidentally hit that stop button and a page was loading on dial up, it wasn't a fun time.
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What kind of parrot breed? Macaws, in particular, are worth a lot.
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Old 12-02-2015, 02:59 PM   #21308 (permalink)
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What kind of parrot breed? Macaws, in particular, are worth a lot.
He's a quaker we're pretty sure. Nothing outlandish but, he is cute. My mom still has his sister. She's much more tame and can say crackers. I'll get used to him just like I'm sure he needs to get used to us.
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He's a quaker we're pretty sure. Nothing outlandish but, he is cute. My mom still has his sister. She's much more tame and can say crackers. I'll get used to him just like I'm sure he needs to get used to us.
A quaker? I hate them. "Jesus is love! Jesus is love! Jesus is love!" **** off, bird.
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Old 12-02-2015, 03:32 PM   #21310 (permalink)
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A quaker? I hate them. "Jesus is love! Jesus is love! Jesus is love!" **** off, bird.
Oh no my bird might brainwash me!
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