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05-08-2019, 02:32 PM | #2031 (permalink) |
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Seriously though, you're cooking eggs so wrong that your right to purchase eggs should be stripped.
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05-08-2019, 02:36 PM | #2032 (permalink) | |
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never said I was a chef i just crack them open and turn it to high and cook until then turn slightly brown on some chunks |
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05-08-2019, 02:38 PM | #2033 (permalink) | |
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That is an abomination.
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05-08-2019, 05:25 PM | #2035 (permalink) |
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Originally Posted by Frownland View Post Melt some butter and stir it into the eggs. Add a lil milk/half and half/sour cream and salt. Low and slow on a pan, eyeing it for the middle ground between runny and firm. Remove it from the pan a little bit before you think it's ready, it'll continue to cook. Knowing the right time is a matter of intuition. I train every day. Add hot sauce (ideally some kind of habanero). i heard the slower you cook, the more flushy they get. maybe ill try other methods in the future |
05-08-2019, 05:33 PM | #2036 (permalink) |
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Flushy? Like a poop?
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05-08-2019, 05:42 PM | #2038 (permalink) |
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Aye, fluffy they are.
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05-08-2019, 09:17 PM | #2040 (permalink) |
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I threw my microwave away a few years ago. I miss microwave hotdogs.
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