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Old 05-01-2014, 05:06 PM   #10171 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2014, 05:13 PM   #10172 (permalink)
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Let's just have sex with zombie kid's avatar instead.
I'm good, thx for the offer tho
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Old 05-01-2014, 05:18 PM   #10173 (permalink)
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*Paul Smeenus does not do the wild thing*
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Old 05-01-2014, 05:34 PM   #10174 (permalink)
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Eight more weeks until the boyfriend comes home. Self- servicing is getting really old.
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Old 05-01-2014, 05:50 PM   #10175 (permalink)
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Paul Smeenus doesn't even do the mild thing.
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Old 05-01-2014, 09:25 PM   #10176 (permalink)
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Wake up the president, Call the press, i just got laid!!



Made her finish before me and everything, i still got it. lol

It was a little weird at first and surprisingly the most intimate part was the kissing.
it wasn't my best lay by comparison, but hey, sex is like ice cream even when it's bad it's still pretty good.
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Old 05-01-2014, 09:28 PM   #10177 (permalink)
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Well, as they say, pics or it didn't happen
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Old 05-01-2014, 09:34 PM   #10178 (permalink)
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Well, as they say, pics or it didn't happen
Right, im gonna turn my comeback lay into an amateur porn gallery..
Sounds classy.

ive never recorded myself having sex nor do i want to.
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Old 05-01-2014, 09:39 PM   #10179 (permalink)
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Wake up the president, Call the press, i just got laid!!



Made her finish before me and everything, i still got it. lol

It was a little weird at first and surprisingly the most intimate part was the kissing.
it wasn't my best lay by comparison, but hey, sex is like ice cream even when it's bad it's still pretty good.
Woah, must have been a long ass time lol.

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ive never recorded myself having sex nor do i want to.
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Old 05-01-2014, 09:43 PM   #10180 (permalink)
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Woah, must have been a long ass time lol.



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Bout 6 or 7 months, maybe more.

not sure cause it doesn't bold well for me to remember how much i don't get laid
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