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Old 07-01-2009, 03:14 PM   #1031 (permalink)
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And yes, I will laugh if you fuck me with socks on.
Embarrassingly, I've done this quite a few times actually. Not on purpose mind. Nowadays I make a point of taking my socks off at the same time as my trousers lest I fall into the trap of forgetfulness and look like a plum duck.
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Old 07-01-2009, 03:20 PM   #1032 (permalink)
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Embarrassingly, I've done this quite a few times actually. Not on purpose mind. Nowadays I make a point of taking my socks off at the same time as my trousers lest I fall into the trap of forgetfulness and look like a plum duck.
Oh, you again? I'll laugh at you anyway.
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Old 07-01-2009, 07:08 PM   #1033 (permalink)
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And I'm just saying, our murders are just as pleasent as yours.
pleasent i'm sure,...but not as sexy
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Old 07-01-2009, 08:40 PM   #1034 (permalink)
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The majority of my sex life has taken place in an assortment of cars.
But it's damn good car sex!

I do miss beds, though. Much more comfortable. But if you do it right it can be just as comfy in a truck...
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Old 07-01-2009, 08:47 PM   #1035 (permalink)
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I try to keep my socks on during sex, it's a fetish, for sure. But most of the time girls notice.
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Old 07-01-2009, 09:42 PM   #1036 (permalink)
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Car sex is alright. I like my space though. I like to be able to switch to a different position and not be like, "Oh, hold on.... No, you... go like.. yeah... no. Down a little..bit. Alright, here we go."

Now sex on the hood of a car... BADAM!
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Old 07-01-2009, 09:48 PM   #1037 (permalink)
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Reminds me of a story. Recently one of my best friends was having sex with his girlfriend in his car, parked in some random park or something, little did they know a group of pervy guys were hiding in the trees watching them, and then when they were finished the guys in the trees approached the car, bashed up my friend, and stole the car including their pair's clothes which meant they were left naked in a park.
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Old 07-01-2009, 09:50 PM   #1038 (permalink)
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****.. that..

That's just evil.
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Old 07-01-2009, 10:02 PM   #1039 (permalink)
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Yeah it is smart to avoid 'parking' your car in isolated places.
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:26 PM   #1040 (permalink)
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The majority of my sex life has taken place in an assortment of cars.
But it's damn good car sex!

I do miss beds, though. Much more comfortable. But if you do it right it can be just as comfy in a truck...
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Reminds me of a story. Recently one of my best friends was having sex with his girlfriend in his car, parked in some random park or something, little did they know a group of pervy guys were hiding in the trees watching them, and then when they were finished the guys in the trees approached the car, bashed up my friend, and stole the car including their pair's clothes which meant they were left naked in a park.
Giggity!
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