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Old 07-06-2009, 01:10 AM   #1091 (permalink)
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You could easily be talking about anal or quick release. Oh the irony.
Oh no... Ain't no quick release gonna last 15 seconds.
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Old 07-06-2009, 01:12 AM   #1092 (permalink)
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You could easily be talking about anal or quick release. Oh the irony.
You mean when he starts apologizing as soon as he undoes his belt?
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Old 07-06-2009, 01:13 AM   #1093 (permalink)
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Oh no... Ain't no quick release gonna last 15 seconds.
Thanks for clarifying.
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Old 07-06-2009, 02:17 AM   #1094 (permalink)
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Maybe someone can illustrate?
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Old 07-06-2009, 03:30 AM   #1095 (permalink)
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Agreed.
Dicks don't just accidentally slide perfectly into asses due to a wide thrust. There's a physical negotiation that has to happen. I haven't done anal, but from the copious amounts of first hand experiences I've heard, one would assume as much.
You are certainly right. I'm not letting a guy try poke it in there without asking me first, because it's very painful if a guy trys stabbing it or forcing it in. Lube is necessary because the friction just becomes too painful/awkward for us.
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Old 07-06-2009, 06:07 AM   #1096 (permalink)
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Unless of course one were captured by aliens and had to submit to a rectal probe.
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Old 07-06-2009, 02:11 PM   #1097 (permalink)
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Yeah I've accidentally bumped it pretty hard, but actually penetrating that biz takes some conscious effort.
That's for true.

It's been known to happen that it slips out and rams into the taint. That ****in' kills! It hasn't happened in a long time.. knock wood.
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Old 07-06-2009, 03:09 PM   #1098 (permalink)
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That's for true.

It's been known to happen that it slips out and rams into the taint. That ****in' kills! It hasn't happened in a long time.. knock wood.
D'oh!
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Old 07-06-2009, 03:13 PM   #1099 (permalink)
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When did freebase Dali man a skin suit out of Vertical Fiction...
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i prefer foreplay. the orgasm is overrated.
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Old 07-06-2009, 03:18 PM   #1100 (permalink)
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Same guy.
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