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Old 01-30-2021, 01:19 AM   #11271 (permalink)
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Leave it to men to ruin the fun of the sex thread
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Old 01-30-2021, 01:20 AM   #11272 (permalink)
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I never said that was my favorite thing. Just that even getting dicked down is better when no men are involved.
-_- nobody said it was your favorite thing

You're the one actually responding with serious answers where as i'm just talking ****

bottom line is you are a lesbo and yet you haven't evolved beyond liking dick. So you can talk all the **** you want about men didnt please me this and that... fundamentally you haven't moved on and are still trying to air your grievances with us

we are the center of the universe and we know it. and you know it.

where as gay men... they have 0 use for a fake pussy. what in god's green earth would anyone sane want with a fake pussy? completely useless to everyone whoi isn';t obsessed with real pussy.
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Old 01-30-2021, 01:23 AM   #11273 (permalink)
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Did you finish
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Old 01-30-2021, 01:25 AM   #11274 (permalink)
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sorry? i didn't hear you. could you speak into the mic
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Old 01-30-2021, 01:50 AM   #11275 (permalink)
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Is that a euphemism
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Old 01-30-2021, 01:56 AM   #11276 (permalink)
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Old 01-30-2021, 04:00 AM   #11277 (permalink)
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I'm bi....

and i'm calling it like it is

you still like dick, whether you prefer it be attached to a woman or not. something about the female anatomy never quite filled the dick shaped hole in your lesbian heart

#gogogadgetdick
I've never felt like I missed a dick in my life. Of course there are plenty of women who like dick, but Hawk was saying women NEED dick as a way of dismissing that women are generally better at satisfying women, which is nonsense.
Also about technically judging a sexual experience, I mean there are many aspects to sex; physical, emotional, whatever. A gay girl having straight sex may obviously not enjoy many of those aspects as much but she's definitely able to judge if it's good on a basic level. Like I kissed guys and I wasn't enthusiastic, but I could still judge whether they were good kissers

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lol on getting pushback on that a lesbian isn’t likely the best judge of what heterosexual women like

it’s really ****ing astonishing

or that IN GENERAL heterosexual women like dick

no matter how incontrovertible y’all will twist anything

this place is a goddamn looney bin
And no, you're the one twisting things, you little weasel. Sneaking in fake nuance like 'likely the best judge of what heterosexual women like' and 'IN GENERAL' afterwards.
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Old 01-30-2021, 05:28 AM   #11278 (permalink)
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world gonna be better when we're all rightfully lesbians
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Old 01-30-2021, 08:51 AM   #11279 (permalink)
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Attention all dick loving lesbians:

I support your right to choke on my ding dong.

You’re welcome.

To all women uncomfortable with straight men:

I’m a gay man who just happens to love pussy. Let’s do gay.
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Old 01-30-2021, 09:38 AM   #11280 (permalink)
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