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Old 01-30-2021, 09:42 AM   #11281 (permalink)
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Old 01-30-2021, 09:48 AM   #11282 (permalink)
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Good for you then cause the only women who'd let you touch them also can't spell.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-30-2021, 10:08 AM   #11283 (permalink)
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Good for you then cause the only women who'd let you touch them also can't spell.
You can’t spell

Women who can’t spell will **** me

Are you a woman now?
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Old 01-30-2021, 11:01 AM   #11284 (permalink)
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Attention all dick loving lesbians:

I support your right to choke on my ding dong.

You’re welcome.

To all women uncomfortable with straight men:

I’m a gay man who just happens to love pussy. Let’s do gay.
Deliberately oversimplifying sexuality in this aggressive way is not ok.
I draw a line here. I tried to have a long overdue honest conversation with you about your sexual inappropriateness and you basically start pouting and turn it into this ****. I should have put an end to this sooner.
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 01-30-2021, 02:56 PM   #11285 (permalink)
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I've never felt like I missed a dick in my life. Of course there are plenty of women who like dick, but Hawk was saying women NEED dick as a way of dismissing that women are generally better at satisfying women, which is nonsense.
Also about technically judging a sexual experience, I mean there are many aspects to sex; physical, emotional, whatever. A gay girl having straight sex may obviously not enjoy many of those aspects as much but she's definitely able to judge if it's good on a basic level. Like I kissed guys and I wasn't enthusiastic, but I could still judge whether they were good kissers


And no, you're the one twisting things, you little weasel. Sneaking in fake nuance like 'likely the best judge of what heterosexual women like' and 'IN GENERAL' afterwards.
like I said I'm talking **** with the dick stuff but I still dont think you can properly judge straight sex as a gay woman any better than a straight man can judge gay sex

How "good" of a kisser someone is has a lot to do with chemistry in the first place.
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Old 01-30-2021, 03:06 PM   #11286 (permalink)
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oh for sure, that's true
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Old 07-08-2021, 04:46 PM   #11287 (permalink)
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Just bought a vibrator and it's charging atm. Kind of excited.
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Old 07-08-2021, 05:28 PM   #11288 (permalink)
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Mother wouldn't let you borrow hers? That's cold.
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Old 07-08-2021, 05:41 PM   #11289 (permalink)
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Nah her vibrator was pretty warm. She just wouldn't let go of it.
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Old 07-08-2021, 06:34 PM   #11290 (permalink)
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Just bought a vibrator and it's charging atm. Kind of excited.
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