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Old 07-08-2021, 07:19 PM   #11291 (permalink)
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This model right here cause it's cheap and supposedly quiet enough that mother won't know I'm pleasuring myself. Out of the box it had charge enough to feel nice but wasn't a game changer so I put it on the charger in hopes that it would reveal greater power, while also bathing because a sweaty work penis isn't good for friction, as I well know as an exuberant purveyor of pillow ****ing.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-08-2021, 07:42 PM   #11292 (permalink)
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And if you want to know more, as a pleasure wand it's neat but doesn't give me cummies all by itself. Putting it up my ass and going for a nut seems auspicious though. Unfortunately I'm too drunk to go experimenting with it that much atm, but I'm already thinking of another purchase specifically tailored to vibrating my *******.
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Old 07-08-2021, 08:12 PM   #11293 (permalink)
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DO NOT PUT THAT IN YOUR BUTTHOLE

CHARLES

DO NOT PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT

I am so serious. It does not have the proper base, it WILL be reverse-vacuumed up inside of your anus and you WILL have to go to the emergency room to get it removed. What will Mother think then?
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Old 07-08-2021, 08:59 PM   #11294 (permalink)
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Thank you. I was very much considerate of of this but when you want to stick something up your butthole very little common sense wins out. I was even thinking, hey man you'd have no way of taking that out out, but now I truly recognize that I need something to grasp myself.
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Old 07-08-2021, 10:43 PM   #11295 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2021, 10:50 PM   #11296 (permalink)
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This model right here cause it's cheap and supposedly quiet enough that mother won't know I'm pleasuring myself. Out of the box it had charge enough to feel nice but wasn't a game changer so I put it on the charger in hopes that it would reveal greater power, while also bathing because a sweaty work penis isn't good for friction, as I well know as an exuberant purveyor of pillow ****ing.
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It was probably a waste of money though cause at the end of the day all I wanted to do was shove it up my ass and jerk off, which was definitely a poor idea. So I ordered a dedicated vibrating butt plug cause I think that's gonna be what I really wanted all along even if I didn't know it. Gonna figure out how to play around with a random vibrating bullet now.
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This thread is pure greatness
Congrats on your new toy Charles, have fun
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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