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Old 07-09-2021, 04:19 PM   #11311 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-09-2021, 05:26 PM   #11312 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-2021, 06:04 PM   #11313 (permalink)
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 07-09-2021, 07:42 PM   #11314 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-10-2021, 12:01 AM   #11315 (permalink)
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How you go up stairs like that?
That's something I often wonder about you.
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Old 10-13-2021, 07:18 AM   #11316 (permalink)
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Old 10-13-2021, 09:17 AM   #11317 (permalink)
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Old 10-13-2021, 09:23 AM   #11318 (permalink)
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I guess it could be considered as another type of birth control.
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Old 10-13-2021, 09:26 AM   #11319 (permalink)
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