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Old 10-13-2021, 12:50 PM   #11321 (permalink)
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Old 10-13-2021, 12:53 PM   #11322 (permalink)
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Old 10-13-2021, 01:03 PM   #11323 (permalink)
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I'm not quite sure how one keeps a thread about sex "clean".
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Old 10-13-2021, 01:44 PM   #11324 (permalink)
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Old 10-23-2021, 07:22 AM   #11325 (permalink)
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 10-23-2021, 09:27 AM   #11326 (permalink)
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Old 10-23-2021, 10:31 AM   #11327 (permalink)
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Old 10-23-2021, 01:45 PM   #11328 (permalink)
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I wanna start my hoe phase any tips?
Step 1: lower your standards
Step 2: ....nah never mind step 1 pretty much covers it pal
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Old 10-23-2021, 06:50 PM   #11329 (permalink)
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If you were gay, you'd just go on a hookup app and there'd be about a gazillion other horny hoes waiting for you. Most of them not much to look at but a hole is a hole.

Sadly, this doesn't seem to apply for straight people.

Or does it?
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