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Old 07-08-2009, 02:31 PM   #1131 (permalink)
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a thread about sex and no one is commenting!? come on! its a place where you dont have to worry about what anyone thinks of you.. Ask me anything you want people!!!
Hey baby, what's yo sign?
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Old 07-08-2009, 06:02 PM   #1132 (permalink)
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Hey baby, what's yo sign?

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Old 07-08-2009, 06:26 PM   #1133 (permalink)
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Right now I'm dating a blind Midget
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:25 PM   #1134 (permalink)
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Right now I'm dating a blind Midget
You're right. She didn't see you just call her that in this thread.
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:27 PM   #1135 (permalink)
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Right now I'm dating a blind Midget
Bonus points if you be eatin' that midget ass.
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:47 PM   #1136 (permalink)
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Right now I'm dating a blind Midget
so you're more used to pulling out bloody q-tips than tampons, right?
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:08 PM   #1137 (permalink)
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Poo wouldn't be involved if you learned to wipe.
This is the top post of this thread.
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:22 PM   #1138 (permalink)
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so you're more used to pulling out bloody q-tips than tampons, right?
Not win, bro. Not win.
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:24 AM   #1139 (permalink)
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You can't flush an asshole, So I know I'm not licking that.
So? You can't flush a vagina either. . .

Or can you?
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:57 AM   #1140 (permalink)
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So? You can't flush a vagina either. . .

Or can you?
I think you mean Thrush, and no, no ones licking that either.
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