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Old 07-09-2009, 06:42 AM   #1141 (permalink)
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Actually a vagina contains about as many germs as an *******, thrush or no.
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Old 07-09-2009, 07:22 AM   #1142 (permalink)
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Remember kids, use mouthwash after you eat out.
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Old 07-10-2009, 07:09 PM   #1143 (permalink)
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i do love the circular motion generated downstairs if u get it right.
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Old 07-10-2009, 07:57 PM   #1144 (permalink)
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Are you talking about tongue action or hip action? or both?
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Old 07-10-2009, 08:10 PM   #1145 (permalink)
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Are you talking about tongue action or hip action? or both?
Let's play naked charades and find out. . . .
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Old 07-10-2009, 08:11 PM   #1146 (permalink)
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Let's play naked charades and find out. . . .
Ohhh...sounds like my kinda game...
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Old 07-11-2009, 03:59 AM   #1147 (permalink)
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Are you talking about tongue action or hip action? or both?
I was talking about both. There is no need to go at it like a madman. Slow but surely to begin with.
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Old 07-11-2009, 05:27 AM   #1148 (permalink)
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Actually a vagina contains about as many germs as an *******, thrush or no.
it was a pun.
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Old 07-13-2009, 10:02 PM   #1149 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2009, 07:27 AM   #1150 (permalink)
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Bonus points if you be eatin' that midget ass.
How can I refuse?? umm, not for the bonus points.
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