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Old 08-04-2009, 06:08 PM   #1301 (permalink)
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Ha! I'm sure the Victorians would have something to say about that if they didn't only talk behind closed doors.
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Old 08-05-2009, 02:57 AM   #1302 (permalink)
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behind closed doors, behind closed centuries... it's all the same if we dont have to listen to them

actually i think we owe a lot to those ye olde lovers, in a sexual sense. they invented corsets. drool.
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Old 08-06-2009, 09:55 AM   #1303 (permalink)
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I talked my friend through a HW problem while forking my gf yesterday.
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Old 08-06-2009, 10:23 AM   #1304 (permalink)
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whatever floats your boat. did your friend know what you were doing at the time?

we got a pair of toy handcuffs donated to the shop today (i work for the red cross) and one of my colleages said she already had a pair in her bedside table and everyone was shocked and disgusted. if only they knew....
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Old 08-06-2009, 10:54 AM   #1305 (permalink)
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Handcuffs are passée man. Leather shackles are much comfier and flexible.
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Old 08-06-2009, 10:58 AM   #1306 (permalink)
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exactly my thought, which is why i didnt offer a contribution to the conversation for fear of being burned at the stake
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Old 08-06-2009, 02:32 PM   #1307 (permalink)
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whatever floats your boat. did your friend know what you were doing at the time?
not sure, we thought it was hilarious though
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:17 PM   #1308 (permalink)
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I talked my friend through a HW problem while forking my gf yesterday.
You are such a man to let the whole world know. I thought she was your NEW GF? she reads that and she wont be!
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:18 PM   #1309 (permalink)
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not sure, we thought it was hilarious though
Perhaps it wasn't that what she was laughing at
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:18 PM   #1310 (permalink)
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Question: Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship. True/ Untrue?
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