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Old 10-01-2009, 06:00 AM   #1671 (permalink)
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Nooo!!! You are facing her, sitting against the bed with her legs on your shoulders with her bent back, hands on the floor. Now you know what it feels like to be a porn star.
yeah you are still talking about your upside down position but jackhammer is talking about a different position....we moved on

I agree with Freebase though...personal photos of the description you are talking about is needed for future examination and to cut out the confusion
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Old 10-04-2009, 11:22 AM   #1672 (permalink)
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I'm not a big fan of sex. Too much work.

BJs and handjobs = awesome.

I'm selfish - though I'm open to the idea of a 69 : D
I had to quote this,it brought so much LOL.
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Old 10-04-2009, 01:41 PM   #1673 (permalink)
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Sex is seriously overrated in the media. They trump it up into some kind of elusive exclusive thing, where quantity overrides quality.

The most fulfilling sex is when you're connected emotionally as well as physically. Nothing beats it. It refuels your spiritual karma.
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Old 10-04-2009, 04:42 PM   #1674 (permalink)
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I think sex is just there so that teenagers have evidence that they aren't physically repulsive
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Old 10-04-2009, 04:52 PM   #1675 (permalink)
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Band kids in England do. In fact, I'm pretty sure they are the only people that do.
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Old 10-04-2009, 05:30 PM   #1676 (permalink)
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I don't get the appeal of handjobs, it's just a 2 player co op version of masturbation.
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Old 10-04-2009, 05:37 PM   #1677 (permalink)
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I don't get the appeal of handjobs, it's just a 2 player co op version of masturbation.
i dont get the appeal of skiing
maybe i should try it out some time
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Old 10-04-2009, 05:41 PM   #1678 (permalink)
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It's an easy concept for the opposite sex to grasp, that's why. In the case of the blowjob there's a lot of room for error, with the possibility that the female will mistake your little fella for a lollipop and literally suck the bell-end right off of you. Or, in a less painful but more irritating scenario, they believe that the warmth of their mouth alone will satisfy your sexual needs and they forget that their lips need to be doing something in the whole process, rather than just lazily puckering and staying well clear of your shaft, looking all luscious and unneccesary.

However, from previous sexual encounters with females I am under the impression that most males before me have had no idea how to handle the idea of masturbating a woman and tend to opt for the 'toy gun' position - straightening out two fingers and jabbing whatever hole they find until they hear some sort of groan that they mistake for sexual pleasure and not intense agony.

But, to be fair, this is all mostly the clitoris' fault for being so distant.
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Old 10-04-2009, 06:04 PM   #1679 (permalink)
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Clitoris: The female body's Osama Bin Laden.
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Old 10-04-2009, 06:39 PM   #1680 (permalink)
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Clitoris: The female body's Osama Bin Laden.
Furry underneath with a crap white hat or hard to find if you don't know where to look?
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