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Old 10-06-2009, 01:16 PM   #1761 (permalink)
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cavanherk, you dirty cowboy, your post reads like a Dear Abby letter. I don't really find it cool that you're forcing it on her. Maybe just relieve yourself in the morning and save the circus act for the evening. If you happen to get it in the morning then just consider it a bonus not a right.
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Old 10-06-2009, 01:52 PM   #1762 (permalink)
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The bonus thing is true, but he also says that she's being this way because she feels unattractive in the morning.
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Old 10-06-2009, 01:53 PM   #1763 (permalink)
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Romantic as possible. That's all I can think of.

I don't want to try to be creative cause then that feels like you're manipulating her or something.
Thanks, I'll keep it romanticallistic

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I don't really find it cool that you're forcing it on her.
Where do you get the impression that this is so? It's not like I'm poking & prodding her with it or some sh*t! I don't overdo it or anything, if she moans with annoyance I let it be--if I win her over, great! That's what I'm looking for here---ways to win her over instead of the annoyed roll-over.
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Old 10-06-2009, 01:55 PM   #1764 (permalink)
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Let her know she's beautiful no matter what.

If it gets to the point that you feel you're forcing it upon her, or that you're lying to get what you want-- stop.

Don't force anything.
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Old 10-06-2009, 02:00 PM   #1765 (permalink)
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Don't force anything.

Seriously, where are we getting the notion that this is or ever has been forced? Simply not the case.

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Just looking for ideas to win the morning cookies. In order to do so, I seek ideas and advice. This isn't a daily need or anything--I am simply looking to increase the frequence from once a quarter to once a week!
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Old 10-06-2009, 02:07 PM   #1766 (permalink)
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Seriously, where are we getting the notion that this is or ever has been forced? Simply not the case.

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Just looking for ideas to win the morning cookies. In order to do so, I seek ideas and advice. This isn't a daily need or anything--I am simply looking to increase the frequence from once a quarter to once a week!
I'm not getting any notions. I'm reiterating.
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Old 10-06-2009, 04:02 PM   #1767 (permalink)
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Where do you get the impression that this is so? It's not like I'm poking & prodding her with it or some sh*t!
I'm not trying to be an ass or anything but...

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So, I began whacking her with my ____ in the a.m...
Just saying.

I believe that you're not being forceful or anything. Maybe it's just me but 'tricks' and 'tactics' just sound a little, I don't know, sly in the wrong way. I'm not saying that's what your going for it's just the phrasing. Like AwwSugar says, just be romantic. Greet the morning with caressing and such. As for her not feeling attractive just make her feel so. Your attention should be some indication and give her compliments. If you're expecting something maybe you should return the favor.
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Old 10-06-2009, 04:15 PM   #1768 (permalink)
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Yup, nudging the girlfriends small of her back is definite coercion verging on rape.

I mean really?! Grow some balls 81, but penis pokey is about as "sly" as walking down the street wearing a sandwich board saying "would like some sex now please". She's not some poor defenceless whelp, unable to beat off (hurr durr) this vicious attack. So it's not romantic, maybe that's where the problem lies, but it's hardly an affront to human decency that you're making it out to be. Seriously what are you, 15?
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Old 10-06-2009, 04:19 PM   #1769 (permalink)
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oh c'mon now, it's not rape. My girlfriends woke me up by having sex with me before, so you're telling me that that counts as rape too? If it's with someone you don't know then sure, but someone you've been going out with for however long there's that level of comfortability where no one is traumatised afterwards. Unless, of course, you put her into a traumatising situation. But comedically slapping your penis on her back is hardly going to have her running to the authorities now, is it.
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Pssst, read ALL of my post.
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