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Old 02-06-2010, 08:25 PM   #2111 (permalink)
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Old 02-08-2010, 02:22 PM   #2112 (permalink)
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Old 02-13-2010, 02:34 AM   #2113 (permalink)
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Listened to some good New Orleans music tonight, including "When The Saints, Go Marching in..."

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Old 02-13-2010, 04:13 AM   #2114 (permalink)
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Old 02-14-2010, 03:24 AM   #2116 (permalink)
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My Sexual Experience:

I put my penis into a vagina once a long time ago. I liked it, so now I like to do it whenever I can, pretty much.
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Old 02-14-2010, 01:18 PM   #2117 (permalink)
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Old 02-15-2010, 01:24 AM   #2118 (permalink)
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Is is true that the only people who don't have black pubes are gingers? I have black hair so I don't know.
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Old 02-15-2010, 01:03 PM   #2119 (permalink)
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I got a really rough handjob last night. What's an appropriate way of telling a girl she's being too rough?

I'm young, so my "sexual experiences" are extremely minimum.
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Old 02-15-2010, 02:05 PM   #2120 (permalink)
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I got a really rough handjob last night. What's an appropriate way of telling a girl she's being too rough?

I'm young, so my "sexual experiences" are extremely minimum.
just tell her.

honesty is the best policy. say something like, "good news and bad news. the good news is you obviously aren't a skank. bad news is you need practice."
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