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Old 11-06-2010, 08:31 PM   #3271 (permalink)
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Was someone in your family dying or something? Keep it on silent for real... Although I do think it's hott to tease someone while they are on the phone. My **** buddy for the past couple years would be talking to her mom on the phone and would go crazy if i came up behind her and just pulled her hair a little bit or lightly put my hand around her neck (she was really, really into choking). For some reason it was really a turn on for me to hear her stuttering on the phone and not being able to fully concentrate on the conversation.

No guy (I doubt it) is gonna be put off enough to just pack up and leave. Can't turn down sex because of a phone call, even if you wish the call never happened. Only time I ever answered the phone during sex was a couple years ago, my drunken room mate kept calling me from a party while I was getting busy with my girl. Phone was across the room and eventually even she was like... Ok seriously go answer that and tell him to STFU and quit calling.
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Old 11-06-2010, 09:12 PM   #3272 (permalink)
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By the way, anyone here ever tried choking during sex? Like it? My ex and **** buddy were both super into it and I like doing it. I guess its a turn-on on different levels.

Anyways, I'm bored as hell. I'll tell a little story about a good friend, not particularly hilarious but pretty gross so I'll share.

My friend, we'll call him Ryan, lived in an apartment with a few other guys. One of those other guys was a 'pretty boy' type, and did modeling at the local Hollister. So one night they are having a party at their place, and the model dude brings over a few female models from Hollister and they are all smokin hott. It's a crowded party, everyones doin their own thing, and at some point the model guy and one of his female model co-workers go to his room mid-party. Nobody really notices or gives a ****.

Later in the party, a few of us are chillin on the balcony throwing back a few beers and smoking some cigs... and this model guy comes out kinda laughing with a ****ty look on his face. We ask him what's up and he tells us that he went to his room with this girl, they start fooling around and whatever, and she starts giving him head. We've all been drinking for a couple of hours, and I don't know if that played into it or maybe this guy is just hung, but whatever the case the girl was sucking him off and gagged and threw up on his ****.

We all get a laugh out of it and we all continue to chit chat and drink on the balcony for about a half hour. Meanwhile, the girl who barfed on his **** cleans herself up or whatever and comes back into the party. My friend, Ryan, had no idea any of this went on. So he's chillin inside and starts talking to this girl. They're flirting and hitting it off, and they end up feverishly making out in front of everyone. Next morning we break the news to Ryan that he made out all night with the same girl who just puked on his room mates **** like an hour beforehand.

The worst part is that a mutual friend of ours got really drunk at a tailgate the next weekend and told Ryan's Dad what happened. Haha, awkward and embarrassing. We still call Ryan 'Snowball' sometimes.
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Old 11-09-2010, 08:41 AM   #3273 (permalink)
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Old 11-09-2010, 02:06 PM   #3274 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2010, 04:01 AM   #3275 (permalink)
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Is anyone here a masochist or a sadist?
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Old 11-10-2010, 10:06 AM   #3276 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:32 PM   #3277 (permalink)
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I was shacked up with a chick that went on to make a about a thousand adult titles, most of them fetish.

I was never really into the really weird stuff, but I will say the whole time I lived with her, we didn't have or need a television.

Probably the kinkiest was in the dining room of a Carl's Jr. after it closed.



Right on the table the cops always ate at.

(With a woman, so don't even start.)
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:42 PM   #3278 (permalink)
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I was shacked up with a chick that went on to make a about a thousand adult titles, most of them fetish.

I was never really into the really weird stuff, but I will say the whole time I lived with her, we didn't have or need a television.

Probably the kinkiest was in the dining room of a Carl's Jr. after it closed.


Right on the table the cops always ate at.

(With a woman, so don't even start.)

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That you registered here just to tell us that. ****ing magnificent. You're like a god to me now.
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:00 PM   #3279 (permalink)
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The future porn startlet, or the dining room?

The startlet started quick & ended horribly.

The dining room was a crappy job, and there was kind of a feud with a girl, so she brownnosed into a promotion to be able to mess with me, and it was the only way she'd leave me alone.

I had fun when I was single.

I was talking with my wife about my "daytime girlfriend" who is pretty much a muse.

She's mid 30's, been with the same & only guy.

Since we got together when we were over 30, & I don't think about her past, especially since she's from the valley. But basically how neither one of us really has no interest in sleeping around, because of, well, everything we did until we met. And how it would be if it wasn't like that.

As far as the muse, google Susana's Spicy oyster metalmot.

I say no, but she has entirely different plans.
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Old 11-10-2010, 10:11 PM   #3280 (permalink)
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I don't get ridiculously drunk often, but I do like to drink often. I only get ridiculously drunk when I'm a bit depressed. (Probably not good for me, but whatever, it happens)

Anyway, I was at a such party and fairly depressed a few days ago. I didn't know a lot of the people there, so people wanted to play a drinking game for an icebreaker, something I usually don't bother with, but I decided to be social and go on with the game, so at least then I'd have an excuse to get sh*tty drunk.

Well, I wound up playing Kings, and a friend of mine made the rule that whenever your cell phone goes off, you have to finish your beer. We weren't allowed to turn our phones off, call, or text to warn people not to call us, and I kept getting Facebook updates because I'd updated my status a few minutes before the rule. Needless to say, I drank a lot.

I ended up puking a bit, then went downstairs where this girl I've kind of been into for a long time showed up. She got a little drunk, but I was gone. And then she started flirting with me.

We ended up in the guest bedroom, and I definitely had to leave in the middle of things to puke, stumbled back in, she was still feeling it, and then I totally had to go puke AGAIN and that time ruined it.

I really regret drinking that much. I'll never forget that experience, though. Ehhh.
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