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Old 12-15-2010, 10:09 PM   #3351 (permalink)
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My question is.. well it's kind of a long and arduous story of a boy I dated on and off for 2 years. This past year we've basically just hooked up, (until I moved away in August.) He was seriously messed up, and in turn, I was seriously messed up. Long story short: he did too many drugs, and I didn't want to see him anymore. He told me to find a man who actually had the "time" and would put in the "effort" to be with me. We had completely stopped talking for over month, and I found someone else. When he found out I'd moved on, he completely flipped his **** and called me every bad name in the book, claiming I'd cheated. I know I wasn't cheating because we were not emotionally involved anymore, and he'd TOLD me to find someone else. He's now using this information in an attempt to slander me. I'm not with the other guy, for obvious reasons (my rebound/his birthday/I moved,) but my ex is still using this as a way to have a reason to hate me. Does this make any sense at all? I'm not a guy but I think this is a seriously screwed up double standard. Our relationship wasn't going anywhere, and I think I just needed a way out.
Well it doesn't make sense. He's being irrational. Just be glad you're not with someone who treats you that way. If he wants to talk about you that way, let him talk, you know the truth. And someone who loves you will believe you either way.
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Old 12-15-2010, 10:22 PM   #3352 (permalink)
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This is good advice. In short "stroke his ego and you can stroke whatever you want."

Given the awkwardness, I suggest you get him going first. Morals and conviction evaporate in a sea of hormones in the male mind. Get him thinking about ****ing you and you can get him to do almost anything.
Sound advice, I like the way you think
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Old 12-16-2010, 12:32 AM   #3353 (permalink)
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Didn't you say he was a guy, and he digs you?



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Old 12-16-2010, 07:06 AM   #3354 (permalink)
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Sound advice, I like the way you think
Underwear, guys love girls in their underwear. Try and make it happen
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Old 12-16-2010, 07:51 AM   #3355 (permalink)
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Sound advice, I like the way you think
I'm the Richard Nixon of dating. Depraved, Calculating, and willing to stalk down information to get the job done. I'm not proud of it, but its what I'm good at so...you know, go with your strengths.

Let me know how it works out. And if it doesn't, feel free to give me a jingle

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Underwear, guys love girls in their underwear. Try and make it happen
This is also good advice, but dread makes it seem like you should walk into the room in just your underwear. Maybe you have to "pick something up" and you show a little. No matter what anyone tells you, imagination is always better than reality. If you show an inch of something lacy, his mind is likely going to put you together as a supermodel.
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Old 12-16-2010, 07:57 AM   #3356 (permalink)
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Underwear, guys love girls in their underwear. Try and make it happen
Of course! And with stockings like these... wow!
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Old 12-16-2010, 08:37 AM   #3357 (permalink)
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Of course! And with stockings like these... wow!
Is this safe to click at work?
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Old 12-16-2010, 08:54 AM   #3358 (permalink)
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Is this safe to click at work?
Well, as safe as watching TV, I guess. I mean it's a perfume TV advert that I posted in other thread. Very sexy (underwear), but an advert anyway.

And speaking of pefume, has anyone mentioned it? It's an important element to consider when seducing, I think.
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Old 12-16-2010, 08:56 AM   #3359 (permalink)
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Gotta say, I'm not a big underwear fan.
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Old 12-16-2010, 10:10 AM   #3360 (permalink)
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Gotta say, I'm not a big underwear fan.
James, outside of Scotland, underwear doesn't have to be longjohns. And it can be sexy.
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