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Old 01-07-2011, 05:59 PM   #3421 (permalink)
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I don't agree that BJs are like a pizza even the bad ones are good....I've been so scarred from bad blow job experiences that I skip it completely. I'm like no thanks and I just go down on the girl that i'm with instead.
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Old 01-07-2011, 06:01 PM   #3422 (permalink)
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True, plus I have this thing where if I'm fingering a girl I'll put my fingers in her mouth to make her taste it. Plus it helps lube the whole area up.

It's pretty hot for me. Sometimes I make them lick it off my penis after sex too, that's hot as well.
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As for robots, I laughed at the heart comment. But I'd be scared the robot would not be programmed to distinguish between things that are similar in size and shape. The robot might confuse me for an anaconda and attempt to kill it, thus leaving me dong-less.
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Old 01-07-2011, 06:07 PM   #3423 (permalink)
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I don't agree that BJs are like a pizza even the bad ones are good....I've been so scarred from bad blow job experiences that I skip it completely. I'm like no thanks and I just go down on the girl that i'm with instead.
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I don't know how it's hard to give a good beej. I love giving them myself, it's a huge turn on to turn them on so much and especially if you make eye contact. I love to watch his face :3


But I guess some girls see it as a chore, which makes it terrible.
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Old 01-07-2011, 06:12 PM   #3424 (permalink)
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well yeah making it a chore....attempting to do it while drunk and puking on my junk.....biting unnecessarily.....getting skin caught in braces....gagging....or just like licking the tip alone like it's a lollipop...I hate Lil Wayne for that stupid song
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Old 01-07-2011, 06:14 PM   #3425 (permalink)
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Old 01-07-2011, 06:16 PM   #3426 (permalink)
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well yeah making it a chore....attempting to do it while drunk and puking on my junk.....biting unnecessarily.....getting skin caught in braces....gagging....or just like licking the tip alone like it's a lollipop...I hate Lil Wayne for that stupid song
lmao, I puked on my boyfriend's junk once, but I was sober. I just went too far because I'd been trying to redo the deep throat I'd done the day before (I got all of it in). He was really good about it though, he rubbed my back and just asked me if I was okay. True love right there.

I actually learned how to give blowjobs from porn, I use my hands and I ask them what they like. I don't usually bite though.
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lmao, I puked on my boyfriend's junk once, but I was sober. I just went too far because I'd been trying to redo the deep throat I'd done the day before (I got all of it in). He was really good about it though, he rubbed my back and just asked me if I was okay. True love right there.

I actually learned how to give blowjobs from porn, I use my hands and I ask them what they like. I don't usually bite though.
You should be a mentor or something. Spread the word. I wouldn't mind if a girl threw up on the old shaft, they get an a for effort.
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Old 01-07-2011, 07:15 PM   #3428 (permalink)
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I gotta say, these last few pages have been highly amusing to read.
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lmao, I puked on my boyfriend's junk once, but I was sober. I just went too far because I'd been trying to redo the deep throat I'd done the day before (I got all of it in). He was really good about it though, he rubbed my back and just asked me if I was okay. True love right there.

I actually learned how to give blowjobs from porn, I use my hands and I ask them what they like. I don't usually bite though.


I encourage all females to watch porn to learn how things are done. It's like playing baseball. How do you learn to play? You watch the professionals and try your best to emulate what they do. Same thing here. They are professional cocksuckers, use them as teaching resources.
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As for robots, I laughed at the heart comment. But I'd be scared the robot would not be programmed to distinguish between things that are similar in size and shape. The robot might confuse me for an anaconda and attempt to kill it, thus leaving me dong-less.
No it would confuse an anaconda for your dong. It has no combat abilities.
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