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Old 03-28-2011, 06:32 AM   #3871 (permalink)
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thus, the username.
Not to mention that 'The Lying, Illiterate Sociopath' was already taken.
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Old 03-28-2011, 06:38 AM   #3872 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2011, 06:48 AM   #3873 (permalink)
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yeah , I don't get how it's closed minded either.

You know that feeling about it being completely wrong. I get that too. If a girl just lays there it makes me feel like I roofied her or something and she's just laying there taking it. Extremely off-putting because I would never do that.
look Malaysian girls are just like that because they're like that - has nothing to do with me - only the ones who do it more or actually enjoy it puts in some effort - it's pretty much the sexually conservative climate here

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not really. i think i mentioned this before. i'm referring to my as*hole as the virgin. not my mouth.
then I would not be a virgin since birth cos I think I licked my mom's you-know-what on my way out (sorry, Geto Boyz)

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i'd still call myself a virgin cause that was only a one-time thing and we didn't even continue doing it. thus, the username.
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Not to mention that 'The Lying, Illiterate Sociopath' was already taken.
Either that or "The Asexual pretending to be Gay"
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Old 03-28-2011, 08:01 AM   #3874 (permalink)
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look Malaysian girls are just like that because they're like that - has nothing to do with me - only the ones who do it more or actually enjoy it puts in some effort - it's pretty much the sexually conservative climate here
You have to deal with the cards you are dealt and that's fine. I have no problem with it but it's just not my thing.
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Old 03-28-2011, 10:07 AM   #3875 (permalink)
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Making fun of someone for their lack of sexual experience or knowledge seems close minded to me.

I personally don't mind playing the role of teacher. I think I've turned out some really nice results.
It doesn't have anything to do with sexual experience or knowledge. Obviously if someone doesn't know what to do, it's much different. I'm talking about girls who just don't do anything. Not because they're nervous or whatever, but just because they don't do anything.
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Old 03-28-2011, 11:16 AM   #3876 (permalink)
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They don't know what they're missing.

All for noisy girls by the way. And I don't mean shouting or screaming, but I like to hear whether I hit the spot. So some soft to medium moaning would be nice. I care more about the amount of sound than about the volume.
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Old 03-28-2011, 02:29 PM   #3877 (permalink)
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Haha +1 for Crash.
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Old 03-28-2011, 03:07 PM   #3878 (permalink)
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Anybody else ever get numb feet when they have an orgasm. It seems whenever I do, my toes tend to bend. Makes it much more satisfying, but I don't know if i'm the only one.
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Old 03-28-2011, 03:08 PM   #3879 (permalink)
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Haha, it does help to stretch my legs to orgasm quicker, but I don't get numb feet no. I do get cramp sometimes.
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Old 03-28-2011, 04:12 PM   #3880 (permalink)
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Anybody else ever get numb feet when they have an orgasm. It seems whenever I do, my toes tend to bend. Makes it much more satisfying, but I don't know if i'm the only one.
Happened to me once, but in my hands. It was however after my gf had been going down on me for quite some time, and I think most of the blood in my body had pooled my hands and lower arms went numb when I finally came, very odd experience.
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