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Old 05-11-2012, 01:10 AM   #5181 (permalink)
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Since he's often on the subject, I think this song could use some Zappa.

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Old 06-13-2012, 05:51 AM   #5182 (permalink)
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News: Penis size linked to finger measurements.

Well, I think now we can draw our own conclusions.

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Old 06-13-2012, 06:01 AM   #5183 (permalink)
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Erm, we done that in primary school.
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Old 06-13-2012, 09:00 AM   #5184 (permalink)
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For the study, published in the Asian Journal of Andrology, researchers looked at the relationship between the size of the second digit, or index finger, and that of the fourth digit, the ring finger - in 144 Korean men aged 20 or older. All these men were in the hospital undergoing urological surgery for conditions unrelated to penis length.
I like that this seems to imply that there are "conditions" that are related to penis length. There very well might be, but this still makes me laugh.
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Old 06-13-2012, 10:07 AM   #5185 (permalink)
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News: Penis size linked to finger measurements.

Well, I think now we can draw our own conclusions.

You're not even logged in, could be anyone. Also why not close some tabs, jesus.
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Old 06-13-2012, 10:14 AM   #5186 (permalink)
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And his forefinger and ring finger are almost as long as his middle finger. Dude's packin' a cocktail weenie.
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Old 06-13-2012, 10:48 AM   #5187 (permalink)
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Well, I think now we can draw our own conclusions.

Your penis looks very much like a hand old chap.
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Old 06-13-2012, 11:03 AM   #5188 (permalink)
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Your penis looks very much like a hand old chap.
If that's his penis, it may be freakish, but it's enormous.
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Old 06-13-2012, 11:33 AM   #5189 (permalink)
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If that's his penis, it may be freakish, but it's enormous.
I mean, blow jobs must be awkward for him.
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Old 06-13-2012, 04:50 PM   #5190 (permalink)
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You dont have much variation in your finger length.


Edit: awkward :/
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