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Old 06-13-2012, 05:01 PM   #5191 (permalink)
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You dont have much variation in your finger length.


Edit: awkward :/


Maybe we should all post pictures of our hands.
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Old 06-13-2012, 07:38 PM   #5192 (permalink)
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Maybe we should all post pictures of our hands.


My penis is hella small.
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Old 06-14-2012, 03:18 AM   #5193 (permalink)
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Paloma once threatened us all into taking photos of our hands to feed her nasty hand fetish. True story.
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Old 06-14-2012, 03:25 AM   #5194 (permalink)
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Maybe we should all post pictures of our hands.
Get your verniers ready, gentlemen! Personally, I'm trying to make comparisons as accurately as possible.

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Old 06-14-2012, 03:25 AM   #5195 (permalink)
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mine is hardly commensurate with my hands

i admit it's bigger than the average Asian's but not by much

but my fingers can stretch 7 frets on the guitar, from thumb to pinky
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Old 06-14-2012, 04:53 AM   #5196 (permalink)
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Get your verniers ready, gentlemen! Personally, I'm trying to make comparisons as accurately as possible.

My hand and dick are actually bigger than your computer screen boyo, your argument is invalid.
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Old 06-14-2012, 09:03 AM   #5197 (permalink)
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Paloma once threatened us all into taking photos of our hands to feed her nasty hand fetish. True story.
And you liked it didn't you.
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Old 06-14-2012, 10:35 AM   #5198 (permalink)
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Get your verniers ready, gentlemen! Personally, I'm trying to make comparisons as accurately as possible.

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Old 06-14-2012, 10:43 AM   #5199 (permalink)
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And you liked it didn't you.
yes. It made me feel dirty tho.
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Old 06-14-2012, 11:01 AM   #5200 (permalink)
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yes. It made me feel dirty tho.
Well, then you should start washing your hands before you take pictures of them and posting them on the internet for pervs like Paloma.
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