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Old 06-06-2009, 03:01 PM   #681 (permalink)
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Old 06-06-2009, 03:08 PM   #682 (permalink)
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This is what happens when guys use porn as their basis of reality. They think that every girl they get with is the power slut grand champion of the hot dog eating contest. Girls heads are not for pushing on when it comes to fellatio. They're for resting your beer on.
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Old 06-06-2009, 03:16 PM   #683 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:34 PM   #688 (permalink)
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^looks like the girl I was with on saturday
Hopefully that wasn't during...
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:59 PM   #689 (permalink)
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No, thank god. We were on my bed, she threw up on my bed when I left to go pee so I ended up just throwing her in the bathroom and going to bed. She woke me up in the middle of the night for a nice surprise though
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No, thank god. We were on my bed, she threw up on my bed when I left to go pee so I ended up just throwing her in the bathroom and going to bed. She woke me up in the middle of the night for a nice surprise though
She brought her toothbrush, I reckon?
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