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Old 01-22-2013, 03:09 PM   #7111 (permalink)
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Well blow me down. I choose to think that it's not me that has a stocking fetish, it's you all who have a boring fetish.
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Old 01-22-2013, 03:11 PM   #7112 (permalink)
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Well blow me down. I choose to think that it's not me that has a stocking fetish, it's you all who have a boring fetish.
Sorry, but naked women aren't boring.
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Old 01-22-2013, 03:20 PM   #7113 (permalink)
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Sorry, but naked women aren't boring.
They're still naked. Stockings are transparent, not opaque. Or would that be translucent?
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Old 01-22-2013, 03:25 PM   #7114 (permalink)
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They're still naked. Stockings are transparent, not opaque. Or would that be translucent?
No, they're not naked, they're wearing stockings.
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Old 01-22-2013, 03:30 PM   #7115 (permalink)
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They're still naked. Stockings are transparent, not opaque. Or would that be translucent?
They can wear whatever the **** they want, as long as their vagina is wet i'm going in.
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Old 01-22-2013, 03:37 PM   #7116 (permalink)
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Nothing but stockings is far worse than nothing but socks.
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Old 01-22-2013, 03:53 PM   #7117 (permalink)
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Nothing but stockings is far worse than nothing but socks.
On girls or guys? Because I gotta say...sometimes I get ahead of myself and taking off my socks would take just a little too long...
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Old 01-22-2013, 03:57 PM   #7118 (permalink)
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On girls or guys? Because I gotta say...sometimes I get ahead of myself and taking off my socks would take just a little too long...
...and this mental image will now be with me every time I read one of your posts.
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Old 01-22-2013, 03:58 PM   #7119 (permalink)
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I never knew I found men in nothing but socks attractive until now. Thanks MB.
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Old 01-22-2013, 04:03 PM   #7120 (permalink)
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I never knew I found men in nothing but socks attractive until now. Thanks MB.
You guys can picture naked men in socks, i'll picture Burning Down in a wet tshirt with socks on.
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