The Sexual Experience Thread

[Roygbiv]

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Well obviously I'll clean my teeth thoroughly when I get home, but (hypothetically) when I drunkenly roll out of someone else's bed, in someone else's house, all I want to do is make sure my breath doesn't still smell like penis.

I lol'd.

[SATCHMO]

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Well obviously I'll clean my teeth thoroughly when I get home, but (hypothetically) when I drunkenly roll out of someone else's bed, in someone else's house, all I want to do is make sure my breath doesn't still smell like penis.

There we go. Balance to the universe has been restored!

[Roygbiv]

Originally Posted by SATCHMO

How boring can a sexual experience thread get guys?

We're still talking about putting things in our mouths.
Use your imagination, man. Didn't Santa teach you to dream?

[Astronomer]

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Well obviously I'll clean my teeth thoroughly when I get home, but (hypothetically) when I drunkenly roll out of someone else's bed, in someone else's house, all I want to do is make sure my breath doesn't still smell like penis.

lol. That is precisely my line of thought. I'm not going to carry a toothbrush and toothpaste and floss around with me wherever I go... seriously. I might have some mints or mouthwash or something, but usually I can sacrifice one night of full-on cleaning and flossing and then just brush thoroughly when I get home.

[boo boo]

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Well obviously I'll clean my teeth thoroughly when I get home, but (hypothetically) when I drunkenly roll out of someone else's bed, in someone else's house, all I want to do is make sure my breath doesn't still smell like penis.

This thread = naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty

[WWWP]

Originally Posted by boo boo

This thread = naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty

I said "hypothetically!"
Besides, I'm saving myself for marriage.

[dac]

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

I said "hypothetically!"
Besides, I'm saving myself for marriage.

You're gonna make sweet nothing wait that long?

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by dac

You're gonna make sweet nothing wait that long?

Annnnnnnd zing.

[WWWP]

[SATCHMO]

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

I said "hypothetically!"

Absolutely. BTW, what aisle do they keep the hypothetical mouthwash on? The kind that removes the taste of hypothetical penis.