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Old 06-16-2009, 11:23 PM   #721 (permalink)
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Well obviously I'll clean my teeth thoroughly when I get home, but (hypothetically) when I drunkenly roll out of someone else's bed, in someone else's house, all I want to do is make sure my breath doesn't still smell like penis.
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Old 06-16-2009, 11:25 PM   #722 (permalink)
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Well obviously I'll clean my teeth thoroughly when I get home, but (hypothetically) when I drunkenly roll out of someone else's bed, in someone else's house, all I want to do is make sure my breath doesn't still smell like penis.
There we go. Balance to the universe has been restored!
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Old 06-16-2009, 11:29 PM   #723 (permalink)
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How boring can a sexual experience thread get guys?
We're still talking about putting things in our mouths.
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Old 06-16-2009, 11:30 PM   #724 (permalink)
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Well obviously I'll clean my teeth thoroughly when I get home, but (hypothetically) when I drunkenly roll out of someone else's bed, in someone else's house, all I want to do is make sure my breath doesn't still smell like penis.
lol. That is precisely my line of thought. I'm not going to carry a toothbrush and toothpaste and floss around with me wherever I go... seriously. I might have some mints or mouthwash or something, but usually I can sacrifice one night of full-on cleaning and flossing and then just brush thoroughly when I get home.
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Old 06-17-2009, 12:12 AM   #725 (permalink)
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Well obviously I'll clean my teeth thoroughly when I get home, but (hypothetically) when I drunkenly roll out of someone else's bed, in someone else's house, all I want to do is make sure my breath doesn't still smell like penis.
This thread = naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty
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I said "hypothetically!"
Besides, I'm saving myself for marriage.
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Old 06-17-2009, 12:37 AM   #727 (permalink)
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I said "hypothetically!"
Besides, I'm saving myself for marriage.
You're gonna make sweet nothing wait that long?
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Old 06-17-2009, 12:42 AM   #728 (permalink)
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I said "hypothetically!"
Absolutely. BTW, what aisle do they keep the hypothetical mouthwash on? The kind that removes the taste of hypothetical penis.
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