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Old 05-07-2013, 11:50 PM   #7961 (permalink)
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I'm multi-handed. You could call it ambidextrous but I can't write with both hands, only my left.
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Old 05-07-2013, 11:53 PM   #7962 (permalink)
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So what hand do people jerk off to? I use both, because one hand gets tired so I use the other. Is there many guys that use their left hand? Because I hear that is the best one for giving hand jobs.
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Old 05-07-2013, 11:54 PM   #7963 (permalink)
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Left for me...has to be from the old days where instead of being able to stream a video, I had to click through pictures. I can't manipulate a mouse with my left hand.
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Old 05-07-2013, 11:55 PM   #7964 (permalink)
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So what hand do people jerk off to? I use both, because one hand gets tired so I use the other. Is there many guys that use their left hand? Because I hear that is the best one for giving hand jobs.
Jerking off to hands sounds like a really weird fetish.
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Old 05-07-2013, 11:56 PM   #7965 (permalink)
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Left for me...has to be from the old days where instead of being able to stream a video, I had to click through pictures. I can't manipulate a mouse with my left hand.
Touche', touche' indeed.
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Old 05-08-2013, 08:54 AM   #7966 (permalink)
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I've had sex with both my right and left hand. I'm such a stud.
My right hand is my lady. My left is just a lame fuck who doesn't know how to give a hand job.

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So what hand do people jerk off to?
I like to have my left watch while I give to my right. When we make eye/finger contact it just feels so dirty.
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Old 05-08-2013, 03:43 PM   #7967 (permalink)
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Jerking off to hands sounds like a really weird fetish.
Haha oh yeah hands turn me on big time, I thought everyone loved hands like me?

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I like to have my left watch while I give to my right. When we make eye/finger contact it just feels so dirty.
See Jans, Batlord likes a bit of hand action! That is very naughty indeed.
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Old 05-08-2013, 04:24 PM   #7968 (permalink)
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Haha oh yeah hands turn me on big time, I thought everyone loved hands like me?
What, like mens hands? Depends what they look like, lol.
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Old 05-08-2013, 04:29 PM   #7969 (permalink)
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What, like mens hands? Depends what they look like, lol.
No your own hands silly!
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Old 05-08-2013, 05:10 PM   #7970 (permalink)
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I sh*t you not, but I can Auto-Suck myself.
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