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Old 05-20-2013, 09:37 AM   #8081 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2013, 09:53 AM   #8082 (permalink)
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Personally, I think I'm a monster in the sack, it's just my sexual partners I've had always seem to be difficult with the way they have their orgasms. My new girlfriend I've only had sex with her once, and now I'm going to ask her how I should do it. I'm very self-conscious about this, and I'd appreciate if you actually gave me some advice, instead of saying how she should've left me by now.
My advice... If she doesn't even know herself (which is possible) figure it out by going down. I've never understood how guys can **** that up because all you have to do is pay attention and you can impress anyone. Tell her not to fake it and only show pleasure when she actually feels it. Start simple... only change what you are doing when she stops reacting heavily to it... keep changing how you are doing it until she reacts again. Then stick with that... Repeat. Once nothing new excites her as much.... Introduce a finger and use the ol' 'come hither' motion. Repeat the cycle. By then you should be done... If not, use 2 fingers. If still nothing, at the very least she should be nice and warmed up and even 5 minutes of sex should do her in. If not, you've got a tough lady to please. Just make sure to tell her to tell you what she is enjoying.

So this whole thing will not only impress her with your oral skills, but it should tell you all the spots she likes. From there, practice how to hit those spots with your member and you are good to go.
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My advice... If she doesn't even know herself (which is possible) figure it out by going down. I've never understood how guys can **** that up because all you have to do is pay attention and you can impress anyone. Tell her not to fake it and only show pleasure when she actually feels it. Start simple... only change what you are doing when she stops reacting heavily to it... keep changing how you are doing it until she reacts again. Then stick with that... Repeat. Once nothing new excites her as much.... Introduce a finger and use the ol' 'come hither' motion. Repeat the cycle. By then you should be done... If not, use 2 fingers. If still nothing, at the very least she should be nice and warmed up and even 5 minutes of sex should do her in. If not, you've got a tough lady to please. Just make sure to tell her to tell you what she is enjoying.

So this whole thing will not only impress her with your oral skills, but it should tell you all the spots she likes. From there, practice how to hit those spots with your member and you are good to go.
I'll give that a go. Going down for too long makes my jaw get sore, but I am pretty determined to give this girl the best sexual experience of her life. Thanks Duga.
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I'll give that a go. Going down for too long makes my jaw get sore, but I am pretty determined to give this girl the best sexual experience of her life. Thanks Duga.
No problem. And just remember...no pain no gain. I've had a sore jaw before, but that moment where I realize the work is paying off and I have her toes curling makes it all worth it.
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I'll give that a go. Going down for too long makes my jaw get sore, but I am pretty determined to give this girl the best sexual experience of her life. Thanks Duga.
Try raising her hips a bit, like with pillows or something. That works for my boyfriend. It might take some strain off your neck and jaw.
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Try raising her hips a bit, like with pillows or something. That works for my boyfriend. It might take some strain off your neck and jaw.
Yes, this helps a lot actually.
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My advice... If she doesn't even know herself (which is possible) figure it out by going down. I've never understood how guys can **** that up because all you have to do is pay attention and you can impress anyone. Tell her not to fake it and only show pleasure when she actually feels it. Start simple... only change what you are doing when she stops reacting heavily to it... keep changing how you are doing it until she reacts again. Then stick with that... Repeat. Once nothing new excites her as much.... Introduce a finger and use the ol' 'come hither' motion. Repeat the cycle. By then you should be done... If not, use 2 fingers. If still nothing, at the very least she should be nice and warmed up and even 5 minutes of sex should do her in. If not, you've got a tough lady to please. Just make sure to tell her to tell you what she is enjoying.

So this whole thing will not only impress her with your oral skills, but it should tell you all the spots she likes. From there, practice how to hit those spots with your member and you are good to go.
This is textbook material. Take note kids.
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I would, but it's rude to write things down when your mouth is full.
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Try raising her hips a bit, like with pillows or something. That works for my boyfriend. It might take some strain off your neck and jaw.
Or just bring her to the edge of the bed so you can kneel on the floor. Or do it on a chair or couch.
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Not if she's getting off on it. You could wash the dishes while your mouth is full of muff and noone would care.
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