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Old 03-13-2011, 09:55 PM   #3561 (permalink)
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haha did sex change your guys outlook on life? it sure has for me recently
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Old 03-13-2011, 09:59 PM   #3562 (permalink)
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tbh I don't remember my first time wasn't special or anything
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Old 03-13-2011, 10:02 PM   #3563 (permalink)
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i was totally drunk on my first time, was semi-raped actually
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Old 03-13-2011, 10:37 PM   #3564 (permalink)
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I got laid a few nights ago because I was at a party just to get away from my family for a bit, some people asked me to bring my guitar in, and I played, "Free Fallin" by Tom Petty. Three chords...it really should not be that easy to impress some girls.
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Old 03-13-2011, 10:49 PM   #3565 (permalink)
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I got laid a few nights ago because I was at a party just to get away from my family for a bit, some people asked me to bring my guitar in, and I played, "Free Fallin" by Tom Petty. Three chords...it really should not be that easy to impress some girls.
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Old 03-13-2011, 10:52 PM   #3566 (permalink)
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learning the bass and NOT getting laid
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Old 03-14-2011, 05:33 AM   #3567 (permalink)
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Hahaha, well my girlfriend back then had known eachother for four years before we had sex (we only had a relationship for a couple of months, then).
So my (our) first time was completely stress-free. I remember going into her and saying 'so... feel any different yet?' .
It was pretty awesome, we've been going on for like 1,5 hours so you could say it was rather enjoyable. I had a camera on my nightstand back then (I took some pictures of her that evening) so I even have pictures of my first time. She's on it by the way. I'm obviously not going to show them but she really looks very happy and loving in those pictures. That definitely was an evening to die for .
Oh, funny fact: We started having sex at 11:30pm and we ended at 1am. That was the night of my 20th birthday, so I actually lost my virginity from 19 to 20 years old .
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Old 03-14-2011, 05:37 AM   #3568 (permalink)
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"That's free falling I think".
Man I'm ROFL'ing almost literally here

@ Phanastasio: Congrats .
I should learn to play my guitar...
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Hahaha, well my girlfriend back then had known eachother for four years before we had sex (we only had a relationship for a couple of months, then).
So my (our) first time was completely stress-free. I remember going into her and saying 'so... feel any different yet?' .
It was pretty awesome, we've been going on for like 1,5 hours so you could say it was rather enjoyable. I had a camera on my nightstand back then (I took some pictures of her that evening) so I even have pictures of my first time. She's on it by the way. I'm obviously not going to show them but she really looks very happy and loving in those pictures. That definitely was an evening to die for .
Oh, funny fact: We started having sex at 11:30pm and we ended at 1am. That was the night of my 20th birthday, so I actually lost my virginity from 19 to 20 years old .
I don't even remember anything, except that I was too drunk to fully penetrate her and she had to jack me off.....
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Old 03-14-2011, 05:50 AM   #3570 (permalink)
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It was pretty awesome, we've been going on for like 1,5 hours so you could say it was rather enjoyable. I had a camera on my nightstand back then (I took some pictures of her that evening) so I even have pictures of my first time. She's on it by the way. I'm obviously not going to show them but she really looks very happy and loving in those pictures. That definitely was an evening to die for .
You can just email me a few of those bad boys(pics).
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