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Old 03-18-2011, 10:06 PM   #3671 (permalink)
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WOW.

I knew I would regret coming to this thread.

But no actually I really enjoyed that.
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Old 03-19-2011, 04:42 AM   #3672 (permalink)
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Good.
Still, can someone explain to me what could have been read as offending in my posting?
Just to learn from it .
okay, by posting that picture you are basically saying that Plum and your ex are very loose back there and everyone else should use Vaseline to slide in. It's a compliment if the girl has a tight hole but if it's loose that means that she does it all the time or has had many guys back there. Most porn stars are pretty loose back there so just a little spit goes a long way.

Now to that cave man lube, Vaseline.
If you are going to be using that, you might as well use this


The best lube for any occasion in my books is this


but of course since it's silicon based it's not good for use with certain sex toys but great for anal though

the runner up would have to be this one




it's water based so it's all purpose for everything else that you can't use the silicone one with.

there are also anal specific ones but I haven't tried them yet Eros trumps them imo.
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Old 03-19-2011, 09:02 AM   #3673 (permalink)
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i don't know what the fuss is about in these lube talks. i grew up thinking (from sex education) that all it takes to make a girl wet is to have her va-j-j licked. so i know how some guys get so sissy and stuff in terms of going down on a girl, so that's not a surprise either why some girls don't get wet at all.
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Old 03-19-2011, 09:05 AM   #3674 (permalink)
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i don't know what the fuss is about in these lube talks. i grew up thinking (from sex education) that all it takes to make a girl wet is to have her va-j-j licked. so i know how some guys get so sissy and stuff in terms of going down on a girl, so that's not a surprise either why some girls don't get wet at all.
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YOUR SEX ED ACTUALLY TAUGHT ABOUT GOING DOWN ON A GIRL???????????????
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Old 03-19-2011, 09:11 AM   #3675 (permalink)
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i don't know what the fuss is about in these lube talks. i grew up thinking (from sex education) that all it takes to make a girl wet is to have her va-j-j licked. so i know how some guys get so sissy and stuff in terms of going down on a girl, so that's not a surprise either why some girls don't get wet at all.
The "fuss" is about using vaginal secretions for anal
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The "fuss" is about using vaginal secretions for anal
ah ok.....ew, gross.
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Old 03-19-2011, 11:59 AM   #3677 (permalink)
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If you know how to do foreplay properly you won't need lube for vaginal intercourse. Unless there's a condition of some sort.
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Old 03-19-2011, 04:12 PM   #3678 (permalink)
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ah ok.....ew, gross.
If it's coming directly from your own body, then how is that gross? I find the concept of slathering up with lube a bit weird, but then again I've never had to use it... in any situation...
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If it's coming directly from your own body, then how is that gross? I find the concept of slathering up with lube a bit weird, but then again I've never had to use it... in any situation...
lube is a must! for anal or else you shouldn't try it or maybe you haven't so that's why you think it's weird in any situation.
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lube is a must! for anal or else you shouldn't try it or maybe you haven't so that's why you think it's weird in any situation.
no, I'm saying I have.. without any hindrances other than the obvious "it's going to hurt a bit your first time." I've always gone without and never really considered needing anything extra to make it happen. I'll admit I don't particularly enjoy the sensation all that much but I don't think it has anything to do with not using lube. I have no problems in that department.
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