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Old 05-19-2011, 05:44 AM   #4151 (permalink)
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i saw porn with a guy with a 14-incher so it's possible
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Old 05-19-2011, 05:49 AM   #4152 (permalink)
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there's a difference. saying that a group of people has an 8-inch penises is a compliment.
on the other hand, saying that another group of people has 2-inch penises is an insult.
people should learn the real meaning of discrimination.
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Old 05-19-2011, 05:53 AM   #4153 (permalink)
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i saw porn with a guy with a 14-incher so it's possible
you can't tie anything with a measure of 14 inches in your waistline. unless you're a kid with a 14-inch waistline with a penis as long as 14-inch. magic word: kid
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Old 05-19-2011, 05:53 AM   #4154 (permalink)
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ah, I dunno, mebbe you should be the one writing a dissertation on why he should be banned

i find him nothing but provocative and inflamatory, and not in a good way
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Old 05-19-2011, 06:22 AM   #4155 (permalink)
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i saw porn with a guy with a 14-incher so it's possible
no, those 14 inchers in the porn aren't real.

the world's longest one is 13.4 IIRC.

and it's only one guy that has it.
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no, those 14 inchers in the porn aren't real.

the world's longest one is 13.4 IIRC.

and it's only one guy that has it.
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Old 05-19-2011, 06:32 AM   #4157 (permalink)
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no, those 14 inchers in the porn aren't real.

the world's longest one is 13.4 IIRC.

and it's only one guy that has it.
this serves a lesson for El Duce to just stay with the facts and not create things.
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Old 05-19-2011, 06:34 AM   #4158 (permalink)
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no, those 14 inchers in the porn aren't real.

the world's longest one is 13.4 IIRC.

and it's only one guy that has it.
the blurb proudly proclaims "14 inches of c**k"
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Old 05-19-2011, 06:35 AM   #4159 (permalink)
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this serves a lesson for El Duce to just stay with the facts and not create things.
you caring about "facts"?

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and yeah, Courtney killed Kurt
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Old 05-19-2011, 06:53 AM   #4160 (permalink)
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the blurb proudly proclaims "14 inches of c**k"
lol that doesn't mean it's real

it's one of those big rubbery things and they put this lotion type mixture in it when it's time for the money shot.
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