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Old 12-03-2011, 05:24 PM   #4441 (permalink)
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The Monkey's story about the tapeworm is BS. A long tapeworm attaches itself in the intestine closer to the stomach with it's head end towards the stomach and it's behind closest to the, ehr, behind. Without attaching itself, it would get pooped out. Also, they are hermaphrodites with male segments at the top and female segments at the bottom. They release sperm from the top segments which travel down the intestine and impregnate the lower female segments. If the worm was the other way round, it wouldn't work. Also, one which has been pulled out with it's head first would not be able to crawl back into the ass and finally, I just don't believe in dick biting tapeworms! Good story, though.

And I have to say, for a sexual experience thread, isn't it getting a bit close-minded?

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Parasites can of course be a concern with sex. If you don't wanna catch other people's parasites, be careful with anilingus.
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Old 12-03-2011, 05:49 PM   #4442 (permalink)
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The Monkey's story about the tapeworm is BS. A long tapeworm attaches itself in the intestine closer to the stomach with it's head end towards the stomach and it's behind closest to the, ehr, behind. Without attaching itself, it would get pooped out. Also, they are hermaphrodites with male segments at the top and female segments at the bottom. They release sperm from the top segments which travel down the intestine and impregnate the lower female segments. If the worm was the other way round, it wouldn't work. Also, one which has been pulled out with it's head first would not be able to crawl back into the ass and finally, I just don't believe in dick biting tapeworms! Good story, though.

And I have to say, for a sexual experience thread, isn't it getting a bit close-minded?

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Parasites can of course be a concern with sex. If you don't wanna catch other people's parasites, be careful with anilingus.
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Old 12-03-2011, 06:19 PM   #4443 (permalink)
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I found something which I thought was funny, but I thought perhaps it would be crossing the line of what goes on this forum, but then I thought what the heck. I'm at the mercy of the mods, that's alright.

While checking out some sex articles on wikipedia (don't ask why), I got a link to an article on autofellatio in the related links section. I think "autofellatio, sucking one's own dick?" and click it and sure enough, that's what it is and the article even has a picture.

NSFW GODSDAMMIT : File:Autofellatio6.jpg - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I check out the picture on the page above and notice ..

Author : Jiffman

And then a little further down ..

Original text : ''I, Jiffman, created this work entirely by myself."

So obviously, this guy took a picture of himself sucking his own dick and uploaded it to wikipedia. I decide to check the guy's userpage out. Appearantly he's been blocked. I check out his talk page where the reason for his block is given :

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(Specifically, you do not get to advertise your flexibility on Wikipedia; this is an encyclopedia and not a dating service or an opportunity for exhibitionism).
It's nice to see they haven't removed his picture from the article
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Old 12-03-2011, 06:24 PM   #4444 (permalink)
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That looks both unhealthy and practical
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Old 12-03-2011, 07:55 PM   #4445 (permalink)
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The Monkey's story about the tapeworm is BS. A long tapeworm attaches itself in the intestine closer to the stomach with it's head end towards the stomach and it's behind closest to the, ehr, behind. Without attaching itself, it would get pooped out. Also, they are hermaphrodites with male segments at the top and female segments at the bottom. They release sperm from the top segments which travel down the intestine and impregnate the lower female segments. If the worm was the other way round, it wouldn't work. Also, one which has been pulled out with it's head first would not be able to crawl back into the ass and finally, I just don't believe in dick biting tapeworms! Good story, though.

And I have to say, for a sexual experience thread, isn't it getting a bit close-minded?

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Parasites can of course be a concern with sex. If you don't wanna catch other people's parasites, be careful with anilingus.
Well then, I will call him out on his bull**** when I see him.

Anyway, to lighten the mood a bit, I did the cowgirl position with my girlfriend a few nights ago. It's been a long time since I did that position, it's my favourite by far. I think it's even more intimate and loving than the missionary.
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Old 12-04-2011, 01:25 AM   #4446 (permalink)
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you guys just stick to ONE position the whole time?

i move from missionary to reverse cowgirl to doggystyle
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Old 12-04-2011, 02:21 AM   #4447 (permalink)
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I found something which I thought was funny, but I thought perhaps it would be crossing the line of what goes on this forum, but then I thought what the heck. I'm at the mercy of the mods, that's alright.

While checking out some sex articles on wikipedia (don't ask why), I got a link to an article on autofellatio in the related links section. I think "autofellatio, sucking one's own dick?" and click it and sure enough, that's what it is and the article even has a picture.

NSFW GODSDAMMIT : File:Autofellatio6.jpg - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I check out the picture on the page above and notice ..

Author : Jiffman

And then a little further down ..

Original text : ''I, Jiffman, created this work entirely by myself."

So obviously, this guy took a picture of himself sucking his own dick and uploaded it to wikipedia. I decide to check the guy's userpage out. Appearantly he's been blocked. I check out his talk page where the reason for his block is given :



It's nice to see they haven't removed his picture from the article
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Old 12-04-2011, 02:37 AM   #4448 (permalink)
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I found something which I thought was funny, but I thought perhaps it would be crossing the line of what goes on this forum, but then I thought what the heck. I'm at the mercy of the mods, that's alright.

While checking out some sex articles on wikipedia (don't ask why), I got a link to an article on autofellatio in the related links section. I think "autofellatio, sucking one's own dick?" and click it and sure enough, that's what it is and the article even has a picture.

NSFW GODSDAMMIT : File:Autofellatio6.jpg - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I check out the picture on the page above and notice ..

Author : Jiffman

And then a little further down ..

Original text : ''I, Jiffman, created this work entirely by myself."

So obviously, this guy took a picture of himself sucking his own dick and uploaded it to wikipedia. I decide to check the guy's userpage out. Appearantly he's been blocked. I check out his talk page where the reason for his block is given :



It's nice to see they haven't removed his picture from the article
i tried doing that before and nearly broke my neck
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Old 12-04-2011, 06:55 AM   #4449 (permalink)
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Well then, I will call him out on his bull**** when I see him.

Anyway, to lighten the mood a bit, I did the cowgirl position with my girlfriend a few nights ago. It's been a long time since I did that position, it's my favourite by far. I think it's even more intimate and loving than the missionary.
So one position for the whole time? Or you just put it back into the mix? My boyfriend and I like to move around, so I'm going to guess the latter.
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Old 12-04-2011, 07:15 AM   #4450 (permalink)
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So one position for the whole time? Or you just put it back into the mix? My boyfriend and I like to move around, so I'm going to guess the latter.
Well, we move around sometimes, but when you get into a really nice rhythm, it's a shame to drop it for something else. Plus I was knackered, so her being on top was really the most ideal. :P
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