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Old 08-24-2012, 06:05 AM   #5951 (permalink)
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Oh man tonight I was at the bar and I was hanging out with people and I saw this man with a big booty and he almost shaked his nice juicy booty in front of me and I was like damn that is big. The man gave a wink and he decided to shake his booty more and I rubbed his nice booty. It was quite something.
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:50 AM   #5952 (permalink)
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Okay, so I'm just wondering if anyone else likes to eat after sex?
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Old 08-24-2012, 08:03 AM   #5953 (permalink)
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Okay, so I'm just wondering if anyone else likes to eat after sex?
I prefer to do it before the sex
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Old 08-24-2012, 08:22 AM   #5954 (permalink)
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I prefer to do it before the sex
Haha, I see what you did there.
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Old 08-24-2012, 08:39 AM   #5955 (permalink)
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Haha, I see what you did there.
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:02 AM   #5956 (permalink)
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Okay, so I'm just wondering if anyone else likes to eat after sex?
no, i just tell her to **** off so i can watch tv
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:05 AM   #5957 (permalink)
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no, i just tell her to **** off so i can watch tv
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:35 AM   #5958 (permalink)
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I'm always hungry after sex.

That wolverine guy took my idea for a funny post I was gonna make while going back and reading the parts of this thread that I've missed. So...screw you.
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:46 AM   #5959 (permalink)
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KIEKIEKIEKIEEEEE. She looks nice. She looks very nice.
You know, out of curiosity, I looked on Burning Down's profile, and I couldn't find any pics of her. Where exactly did you see any pictures of her? Cause I keep getting the feeling that you don't actually know what she looks like, but you're ****ing nuts so you act like you do anyway.

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4) I allow disagreement sometimes.
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:47 AM   #5960 (permalink)
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I'm always hungry after sex.
Yep same here. We're always just like "hey you wanna get something to eat now?"
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